Not smart enuff

What’s almost a great way to skive whilst Shirking @ Home? Jamming one of the keys on his keyboard for over half an hour made it look like a detective newly added to the North East Regional Crime Unit was typing continuously.
    Doing it 38 times created 45 hours of phantom work.
    Instead of being promoted to detective inspector for showing such initiative, the cheating copper got the sack when his scam was uncovered by a software detective program.