If Only

1. Don’t you wish we could be more like France? There, they’ve got rid of 5 prime monsters in the past year. Here, we’re still stuck with that dishonest, hippocritical deadleg Beer Smarmer.
2. Vapes are being condemned as a thoroughly bad idea. They were supposed to help people stop smoking but they have turned teenagers into nicotine addicts and conspicuous consumers of them.
3. If only the Labour government would stop abusing the human rights of ex-soldiers and giving terrorists a free ride.