Ain’t life confusing at times!

Ho, ho, ho! It’s Easter on Earth but a couple of days before Xmas in Starsky & Hutchland. Something Hutch does not enjoy. Donner und Blitzkrieg. TV is definitely another country.

Advice for travellers No. 113

“Her price is far above rubles” – if so, better take some dollars on your next trip to Russia if you want to get lucky.

One of Evolution’s flops. Bye-ee!

That pathetic little clown doing the whinge for the TV cameras about not wanting to be the last generation was utterly priceless. But if that’s the best the human race can manage, it deserves to go extinct.

No need to panic

Is the PM going to be bothered over the refusal of Tory local councillors and their Conservative Associations (my local one included) to canvas for the Euro elections? Given her limited shelf life right now, probably not. And there’s no nonsense about securing her legacy because she doesn’t have one. Brexit didn’t mean Brexit.

High tech, low use

I won’t be investing in one of the new Samsung phones with a screen which folds in half when it’s not in use. Not if their working life is anything between a few hours and a couple of days!

Very enterprising

I was amused to read that Lyme Regis is getting round the ban on doing away with seagulls which attack people by hiring tame eagles to frighten the gulls away and make them someone else’s problem.

Zero expectations; or even less

We’ve become so used to the police being useless, like the ones letting lefty ecoyobs run riot in London, that we’re surprised only when them manage to achieve something useful. And those surprises seem to be very few and far between.