Tuesday 27 February 2024

Cue the Revolution?

Former Tory deputy chairman Lee Anderson performed a valuable public service by speaking out against one of the many vexatious minorities and their stooge, who have nothing better to do with themselves than try to ruin the lives of the rest of us with their eternal attention-seeking and poisonous control freakery.
    PM Sunak’s reaction confirms that the Tories have lost the plot and the reactions of London mayor Khan & Labour leader Starmer confirm that Labour has nothing to offer in the way of a competent alternative,which can be relied on to serve the best interests of the British people as a whole.

Not even one hoot

Is there anyone outside the political bubble who hasn’t told the Westminster Wibblers that the Israelis and the Hamas crew are not listening to their burblings?
    Where’s Guy Fawkes when you need him?

Terror Tactic?

There’s been a lot of speculation about what Beer Starmer threatened the Speaker with in that now notorious cupboard to cause Walk-Out Wednesday when the SNP wanted to wave virtue flags over the Gaza shindig.
    Setting the Post Office's goon squad on Hoyle to railroad him into gaol for fiddling his expenses is the best explanation I’ve seen.

Tech Overload

Good grief! I read that some electric toothbrushes come with a 50-page manual and the maker wants you to connect it up to a crap phone app so that you can track your brushing history!! Sheesh!
    You’d have to be a really sad loser to add that to all the other time-wasting opportunities on a phone.

Well off the mark

“Westminster claims to be the mother of all Parliaments but it behaves like a sixth-form debating society”, a Daily Disaster reader told us.
    Wrong.
    It behaves like an ancient mother with senile dementia most of the time.

Monday 26 February 2024

Smart Manoeuvre

How comforting it was to read that 10-pin bowling was invented to get around the anti-gambling laws framed around 9-pin bowling.
    Where there’s a will, there is indeed a way!

What a Muppet decision

The former Tory MP Lee Anderson is quite right about the Islamist take-over in London. The TV news is full of evidence of it. Which makes booting him off the Tory list quite wrong. SNAFU. Real people cancelled again.