When the wheels come off, cheat

Our wonderful government reckons it will build 1.5 million new homes across England by 2029. But a fiddle will be needed to get within miles of the target.
    Taking London as an example, the Sadgeek mayor’s domain is supposed to build 440,000 new homes by the end of this Parliament but it’s on course to build just 34% of the target figure.
    There is talk of shrinking the number of ‘affordables’ required as part of a fiddle. But given the Reeves Recession, who’s going to be in the market for the unaffordable homes that will be on offer?