All together: Aaaaah!

It can be really dreadful, being a criminal vegan. When they bust you, the police don’t have stocks of soya milk and you have to drink your tea black (not green?). That’s one of the wails coming from the new far-Left leader of the Green party.
    What we’re not supposed to know is that, like Serbia Smarmer, he has well-off roots about which he is in solid denial. So shirking rather than working class.