Tough action needed

What we need in these Terrible Times is a squad of Planet Wardens, each armed with a big stick with a nail in it. Their job will be to go round whacking all the crooks who claim that they are saving The Planet.
    The Planet is not in danger. A number of species on it might be at risk from the tide of evolution but humans are not included.
    And The Planet will still be here, and not at all bothered, when the humans, including the crooks, are long gone.