More ‘not me, Guv’

The Fantasist of the Exchequer; not wanted in China; got a good booting for sending a badly-briefed dogsbody to the Commons to say that pubs will get some business rates help but small shops and the rest of the hospitality sector will have to swallow her 100%+ rises and be zonked by taxes from April onwards with nothing to be delivered in return for all the dosh.
    The dogsbody also managed to upset the Speaker by rambling on for 13 minutes in what was supposed to te a 10-minute slot by padding out 30 seconds worth of information with drivel.