No excuse to panic

Having a century of sightings to examine, the gang at the Pentagon have decided there’s no evidence we’ve been visited by aliens from off-planet. But that’s exactly what they would say if they were under the thumb of evil aliens.
    So where does this get us, apart from nowhere? Maybe we’re supposed to feel a warm glow, knowing that the UFO scanners are in a job that gives them long-term, if useless, employment.