Saturday 10 February 2024

How NeatFlix will do it

Prime Minister: “Mr. Speaker, we are grateful that Ms Ghey was not in the Chamber to hear the leader of the party opposite’s hissy attempt to make the murder of her child all about himself.”
Speaker: “Order, order.”
Beer Smarmer: “Three pints, please.”
Prime Minister: “Further, Mr. Speaker, I would like to point out that the Erskine May rules forbid references to visitors in the galleries of this Chamber. Something one would expect the Speaker to know.”
Speaker, screechily annoyed by being caught in the act: “Order, Ordah! I must have order.”
Prince Hairy (from the visitors’ gallery): “What about my pain?”
Pandemonium in the Chamber.

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