Sunday 11 February 2024

Dopey nit-pickers

You’re going to build a 28-foot Eiffel Tower model out of matchsticks. Is it reasonable to expect you to go to your local supermarket and buy box after box and get rid of the fire-hazard heads instead of buying| headless matches in bulk from a manufacturer?
    That’s what the clowns currently in charge of the Guinness Book of Records confronted the constructor with; a requirement to use only matches on sale.
    It took a good shower of derision to make them see sense.
    Never would have happened with the McWhirter brothers in charge.

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