Today’s Conspiracy

Could it be that Jonah Burnham, Greater Manchester’s mayoral disaster area, is rallying his supporters to arrange for Labour to lose in the Gorton & Denton by-election? Thus building his case that blocking him from taking part and avoiding blowing £5 million a mayoral election to replace him; which will give the job to Reform UK, wasn’t a smart idea?
    The official view from Downing Street is that losing a by-election is preferable to losing control of Greater Manchester.
● The by-election is to replace a bloke who was booted out of the Labour party for being offensive.