Off-beam

Former (sacked, but not as often as the Mandelsleaze) Labour minister Lord Blunkett thinks the U-turn government goes two steps forward and one step back.
    Close, but it’s actually one step forward and two back.
    Blunk also thinks a Farage government would have all the sophistication of primary school kids driving a JCB. Something we’re more than used to after 18 months of Smarmer’s Army.