Bribe ’em or boot ’em

What was the response from that extremely ‘very hungry caterpillar’ POTUS trumPut’n to President MacRon’s refusal to join the UN rival? A threat of 200% tariffs on French wines and spirits.
    Meanwhile, Put’nstan is taking the trumPut’n demand for Greenland as validation of Put’n’s demand for the whole of Ukraine.