Mr. Yawn

We’ve been trying, and failing, to come up with someone less likely than Beer Starmer to inspire a riot-stricken nation. His big problem is he doesn’t do leadership. All he can do is the opposite of what the Tories want to do.
    As a result, he just drones on and on and on, endlessly, and leaves everyone wondering if he’ll quit yapping before they lose the will to live.
    When it comes to public disorder, maybe the Chinese and the Russians have the right idea. Send in the tanks and troops to kill all the trouble-makers. A lot more effective than hoping the likes of Beer Starmer will bore them to death.