Count the phone users in the audience

 As well as exposing their flaws on the interweb, newbie MPs have demonstrated their lack of performance skills with a gaggle of pathetic maiden speeches. Almost as pathetic as Beer Starmer’s performance at his first PMQs.
    One of the few non-blots on the landscape was that seasoned performer Nigel Farage. But he’s not exactly unused to public speaking, and doing it effectively.