Monday 26 February 2018

New on the menu #3

Eggs Chirac – The posh French restaurant collects a massive subsidy from the European Union and the owner, an elected official of the state, is claiming the entire food bill for the restaurant on his official expenses as ‘household expenses’.

Eggs Tony Blair – What you think are eggs are really genetically modified laboratory specimens, which have never been near a hen, and the bastard who supplies the crap made enough money out of it to buy a seat in the House of Lords before the roof fell in on New Labour’s sleaze department.

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