Sunday, 25 February 2018

New on the menu #2

Eggs George Bush – By the time you’ve filled in all the booking forms, and negotiated the security checks and the arrogant, pushy staff on the restaurant’s door, you’ve lost your appetite and probably also the will to live.

Eggs bin Laden – The plate explodes 5 seconds after it reaches your table and you don’t have to pay for the meal.

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