Thursday 13 July 2017

Education, schmeducation!

The scene: The Natural History museum’s main entrance hall at the unveiling of its blue whale skeleton to an audience of Millennials, which includes two bright young things called Jeremy and Diane.
    Commentary: “ . . . the head of the whale weighs more than a ton . . .”
    Jeremy: “Wow! Impressive!”
    Diane: “How much does a ton weight, Jeremy?”

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