In a montage of scenes from up-coming films, shown on the Watch TV channel last night, there was a sequence showing a big dummox with a submachine gun in either hand. He flaps those hands as he presses the magazine release buttons on both weapons to send the empties flying away dramatically, which leaves him standing there, looking like a complete tosser, with each hand full of a bulletless gun and no free hands to slam in full magazines.
The clip ends there but I’d have loved to see it extended to show some ratty little bloke with a sawn-off, who strolls up to the posing tosser, says: “What’s your next move, Tex?” and lets him have both barrels as the penny is dropping and the tosser is realizing he doesn’t have one.
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