See how easily our problems are solved?

Greedy Bankers To Face Jail, read the headline in today’s Sunday Disaster.
    “If they make greed a criminal offence,” remarked one of the staff, “they’ll need 650 more prison places for MPs.”
    “What about Lord Mandelsleaze and Tony Blair and all the other fat-cat luvvies?” said one of the drivers.
    “What they need to do is round up everyone who’s grabbed in the last 20 years, especially Fred the Shred, and lock them up in a hanger on the Ark Royal.”
    “And tow it into the middle of the Atlantic and sink it?”
    “Right!”