Melting Plot

What is happening to the anti-democratic Bremoaners’ conspiracy options.

A Counterblast to the Insolence of Office

“As a (fill the relevant category, e.g. committed Socialist), I cannot relate to these comments.”
    To which the answer is:
“Your inability to relate to them is a defect in you rather than anything to do with the validity of the comments.”

What a weird world we live in

I ventured out the other morning after the weather had turned what I thought was nasty. I was wearing an anorak and expecting rain. I was treated to the sight of a well-nourished bloke in sorts and a vest and bright red fingernails. Obviously, no one had told him that the heat wave is over.

Channelling James Thurber . . .

. . . who wrote: “You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.” To which may be added: “especially on the internet.”

Thought for the day

Why was there a Hell for the Devil to be expelled to when God dumped him out of Heaven? It has to be proof that God knew he was a tyrant and knew that he’d have to make an example of someone some day.

Another Proverb for our times

The world is so full of daft ideas that one more won’t make a scrap of difference.

Proverb for our times

Accusations are cheap, especially when made in pursuit of megabucks.