Bung Bonanza

Is there anyone in Smarmer’s Army who isn’t getting freebies? Ministers, back-room staff, Mrs. Beer, etc. Does any of them ever put a hand in their own pocket?
    And then there’s Beer himself. Over a hundred grand in freebies for himself and his missus over the last 5 years and a guaranteed place in the Guinness Book of Records.
    And he has the cheek to complain about things like Boris’s wallpaper. And he gets away with not reporting his freebies because there’s a special category for Beer when it comes to enforcing Parliamentary Standards.