“The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away”, we heard at the start of an episode of Murder, She Wrote, which makes the Lord an Indian giver, which is a Bad Thing. Or was before all references to Injuns were banned.
Thursday, 2 June 2022
Give it a rest, LV
“Dom diddy . . .” stick him in front of a machine gun and keep pulling the trigger until there are no bullets left. Anywhere on the planet.
Not sold on it
The Bad Skin Clinic, which an advert was offering? What sort of weird wants to get bad skin?
Wednesday, 1 June 2022
Problem solved
Americans should be allowed to have as many guns as they can afford. But they shouldn’t be allowed to have bullets.
Small bonus
One advantage of the partygate BS-fest is that it has exposed the hissy no-hopers in the Tory party – the ones who are just making up the numbers and have nothing terribly useful to contribute.
None here, either
The Astronomer Royal has opined that masses of humans migrating to Mars is a dangerous delusion and that messing about with the planet’s climate would be a doddle in comparison. To which the only possible reply is: “We know, mate, we know!”
No cheers
Are we impressed by the governor of the Bank of England putting interest rates up four times if the rate is only 1% when inflation is over 11%? What sort of mugs does he think we are?
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