Yes, it was trite

Took me long enough but I’ve just realized that the American astronauts who went to the Moon ‘in peace’ didn’t have much choice in the matter if the only person available to fight was the other bloke.

Not quite rock bottom

21 Tory MPs betray their constituents, their party and their country. Can they sink any lower? Well, they do have the option of joining Momentum . . .

Self-damaging wibble

Is anyone likely to be impressed by sacked minister the Gaukster calling the PM ‘confrontational’? It just makes Gauke look pathetic.

Doomed and deserving it

Maybe someone should mention to the Xtinction brats that global warming is happening because God has looked down on the human race and decided that the experiment has failed. She’s now wiping the slate clean for another go, which means that the brats have no chance, no matter how much traffic they stop.

Laugh this one off

The Bremoaners @ Westminster have announced their intention of using every dirty trick in the book to prevent PM Boris from getting us out of the EU on October 31st. It will be interesting to see what they come up with in response to a threat by our PM to veto the EU budget to make sure that the sods don’t agree to another Brexit extension.

Today’s dilemma

In these oppressive times, can we still talk about black tea without being accused of racialism by the outrage confectors? Or even a basic white sauce when we get the urge to cook a meal?

No great disaster

The hot summer has cut French wine production by one-eighth. Good job lots of other countries produce more than enough high quality alternatives to bridge any gaps.