Cover up but we don’t care

Are we really bovvered about getting some wibble from the Scoffer’s boyfriend to add to what we’ve heard already from the arch-villain of the piece?
    No bloody way.
    So what if there was a cover up at ITV? That matters only to the people making money out of rehashing old scandals. Like the ones who are reminding us that the BBC has spent 30 years trying to cover up what the evil Bashir bloke did to bamboozle Princess Di, that the BBC is trying to pretend that Bashir is at death’s door and should be left alone, even though it’s not stopping him enjoying a takeaway, and asking how weird it is that Prince Hairy has nowt to say about any of this.