You’ve been Yodel-ed

A neighbour went to the Yodel website with tracking data and found he was due for a delivery between 2 & 4 p.m. that day. Didn’t happen. Heeding all the warnings about delays on the website, he assumed he’d been bumped.
    The next day, he did the tracking again and was told the delivery had been made at half-past 2 the previous day.
    But no one had called, there was no big box dumped in his porch or in the safe place round the back, and none of the neighbours had complained about a big box dumped on them and blocking their hallway.
    Back to the website to have an on-line chat with a bloke in India, who said he’d contact the depot to find out what had happened.