Old joke but still relevant

Whenever former PM Gordon Brown starts putting the world to rights, I’m reminded of when he retired (before he could be deposed) and his Cabinet colleagues wanted the National Railway Museum in York to name a locomotive after him.
    One of them wanted to rename The Flying Scotsman but asked how much it would cost. “Not much”, was the reply. “All we have to do is paint out the ‘F’ on the name plate.”