Saturday 11 June 2016

Moveable feast?

If the dozy sods, who left registering to vote in the EU referendum until the last minute and crashed the website, turn up at their polling station in a gang at one second before 10 p.m., will they find it kept open for an extra hour to accommodate anyone who couldn’t be bothered to turn up between 7 a.m. and 10 p.m.?
    And if the exit polls suggest that Brexit is ahead, will the government keep the polling stations open until they get a Bremain result?
    Actually, the latter situation need not apply as the referendum result isn’t legally binding on Parliament and there’s a majority in both Houses against Brexit. So if the government’s official fraudsters can’t engineer a Bremain vote, it don’t really matter.

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