Dodgy digits

The Home Sec. has declared that sending 281 illegals back to France and accepting 350 from the French is okay. It’s within the expected discrepancies in our disfavour for any Smarmer deal, especially one which Bier thinks is a landmark scam.
    Once in France, the illegals are free to sneak back here again and be counted twice as illegals returned if caught.

More ‘not me, Guv’

The Fantasist of the Exchequer; not wanted in China; got a good booting for sending a badly-briefed dogsbody to the Commons to say that pubs will get some business rates help but small shops and the rest of the hospitality sector will have to swallow her 100%+ rises and be zonked by taxes from April onwards with nothing to be delivered in return for all the dosh.
    The dogsbody also managed to upset the Speaker by rambling on for 13 minutes in what was supposed to te a 10-minute slot by padding out 30 seconds worth of information with drivel.

Any excuse for a skive

Is Never Here Bier coming back here to continue the job of wrecking the UK after his crawl in China? Nope. He’s on holiday in Japan now.

No decoding needed

The message coming from the water companies seems to be quite clear. It’s going to cost a hell of a lot more because we have all these bosses being paid a grand a day for doing Gord knows what.

Decoding Job

The official verdict on Never Here Bier’s jaunt to China is “may not yield results immediately”.
Translation: For ‘may’ substitute ‘will’ and cancel ‘immediately’.

Is the Spanish government likely to take any notice of protest marches in UK cities about hunting with dogs in Spain?
    The protesters claim that 100,000 dogs are killed or just abandoned when the season ends as they are classed as ‘tools’ rather than pets. So why aren’t the protesters marching in Spain?

POTUS explanation

Mr. trumPut’n didn’t have a go at Britisch troops who served in Afghanistan. He had a pop at the troops of Europeon NATO members who didn’t appear on front lines.
    He doesn’t consider the UK to be part of Europe, home of the EFU nations that let the side down.