Met Office Morons

Anyone remember when storms had sensible names like Charlie? The ones we’re getting now look like they come out of an artificial intelligence program that’s supposed to do diversity and the rest. Babet? What the hell’s that?
    Storms that batter bits of Britain should get names that belong here.
    Or maybe we should just go back to accepting them as weather and leaving names for things like hurricanes and cyclones. Things big and destructive enough to merit a place in history rather than stuff that’s just wimps pretending that the world they experience is so much tougher than anything experienced in the past.