That’s the official advice from the government’s food nanny the Food Standards Agency. Why? Because every day, a new study reveals that a particular food group causes cancer. Processed and red meats, roast potatoes, toast, baby foods, biscuits, crisps, breakfast cereals, bread and coffee are all on the list. Who knows what’s next. Which is why the official government advice is that if you want to avoid cancer and live forever, stop eating.
And don’t even think about drinking, because that will kill you even deader.
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