The investigation into the monumental cover-up of doping in Russian sport, conducted by a Canadian lawyer called Richard McLaren, has found that Vlad the Putin’s KGB was responsible for tampering with urine samples to swap out the druggie ones. Can you imagine the scene in the next Bond film if MI6 becomes involved in this sort of malarky?
“Pee into this, Bond,” M ordered brusquely.
“This is not what I joined the service for,” 007 complained. “And would you mind turning your back?”
“Really, Bond,” M returned with her most annoying smile, “since when have you been shy about whipping out your todger for a lady?”
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