Dozy sod!

Not, it wasn’t the post denying him in extra time in the first half of Czechs vs Portugal, you stupid bozo of a commentator. The post remained perfectly still at all times and Ronaldo kicked the ball at it rather than the goal. He was denied a goal only by his own inability to kick the ball toward the net, not by the post leaping sideways to get in the way. Isn’t there an international treaty which demands the instant execution of a football commentator who does the “denied by the post” cliche? If not, why not?