Friday 29 April 2011

Calm down, you poseur!

“Calm down, dear!” should be deployed whenever attention-seekers get into a paddy [Whoops! Irish racialist remark? Surely not!] about some imagined crime against political correctness. It should be applied loudly and with maximum patronizing effect to max out the target’s embarrassment. And if applied often enough, it might even make the Balls person explode from synthetic rage and do the world a favour.

p.s. No surprise to hear that the Eagle woman reckons she’s been patronized “by better people than the prime minister”. She has the sort of self-righteous air of entitlement which positively demands it!

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