Money for . . . what’s worse than old rope?

Cruel and unusual punishment, or what! Those squawking females at the Super Bowl. Which had an audience of about 63 bodies at the Mansion, excluding ’Is Lordship, who was actually in Arlington, Texas, watching it – and not in the car park after paying $200 to gleg at a big screen. No, he was in one of the best boxes. Natch.
   The woman doing “America, The Beautiful” had microphone distortion as a partial excuse for the noise she was making. Apparently, the woman doing the American national anthem got the words wrong. We were all too busy cringing at what was assaulting our ears after they fixed the microphone problem to notice.
   Will she have to cough up half the fee for bogging things up? Probably not.

Irwin