More gender pollyticks

The Can’t Prosecute Service can now be accused of gaslighting when it calls a born-male killer ‘she’ in official documents.
    “Men’s crimes are not women’s crimes,” the campaigners are yelling. And the killer will end up in a male prison.

Nasty lot

Disruptive school kids are being accused of making secret recordings of teachers then using A.I gadgets to make fake videos of the teachers screaming abuse at them.

Cack-handed

The war on Iran will hit the UK harder than the other G7 nations, the OECD reckons. Why? Because of the bog Labour has made of ‘growing’ our economy since the middle of 2024.

A spot of good-sense news

The bunch running the Olympics have seen sense at last. The Games in L.A. will exclude biological males from female events. Blokes beating up women in boxing events in 2024 was one of the triggers.

Sludge-pumpers

Mucho mockery for the Cabinet Office minister (Labour) who has promised a sludge-busting crackdown on Labour’s consultation culture. There has been over one per day of Labour consultations as an alternative to doing something useful since Smarmer’s Army took office.

Loada dosh

What is the price of Smarmering up to the EFU? £700 million last year for absolutely Nett Zero benefit to us, and extensive cancellation of road repair and improvement plans inherited from the Tories.

More stop than dead slow

The boss of NS&I had been booted out over persistent foot-dragging, which has deprived relatives of customers who died of £476 million, according to the official guess.

Blameworthy

Thievin & Edstone are getting a good booting for driving up energy prices with green garbage and profiteering from tax on rising petrol prices.
    No danger of either being replaced by someone competent, though.

What day it is?

Oh, yes. April Fool’s Day. Cue Bier Smarmer contributing to the bleedin’ obvious by telling us this country’s future will be affected by the Iran war. Then the Fantasist saying financial relief will be on offer only to Labour voters.

All change back

Thailand is trying to repair its former image as a family friendly holiday destination by backing away from the cannabis free for all provided by a deposed regime.
    Medical use only now and the police are busting illegal users.