Amazing coincidence

Isn’t it wonderful how the number of idiots in uniform, who will bust a gut to follow procedure blindly and get the planet destroyed by an incoming meteor, is always cancelled out by the number of maverick scientists and their allies, who know what needs to be done to save the planet and always manage to get it done at the last possible second?
    Something else that’s marvellous is their skill at dodging a barrage of small meteorites, which zap everything around them.