Does anyone buy all these touchy-feely TV ads the banks are putting out? The two Nationwide girls with the electric piano, the backwards Barclays kid and the Post-It on the foreheads for Lloyds Bank? On our side? There for us? The organizations which went bust spectacularly, with Gordon F. Broon’s help, back in 2008 and had to be propped up by the taxpayer or dodgy foreigners? The outfits which inflicted upon us PPI scams and GKW else? Yeah, right!