Crackdown crack-up

We have a Home Secretary who is in conflict with an unsackable minion who thinks wasting BILLIONs of our money is a great way to impress the self-appointed Prime Fantasist Jonah Bandwagon. Legs don’t come deader than Labour legs.

Helpful note

It has been pointed out that it doesn’t matter if J.B uses political correctness, wokism, skin colour, gender, etc. when he picks his ministers. There will be no question of appointing by ability if all of the candidates are deadlegs.

Not on the cheap

Ryanair has been booted and will stop charging passengers 8 quid per flight (there and back) to sit next to their children.

Another one

It would appear that the Fantasist of the Exchequer (pro tem) is still in La-La Land. Her latest fantasy is that she is Jonah Bandwagon’s best mate and therefore unsackable. Is Thievin even capable of coming down to earth now?

It’s wot he does

Bier Smarmer, whilst being snotty, called the concept of a P.M’s resignation honours list ‘absolutely outrageous’.
    He is now expected to do yet another of his U-turns to reward his undeserving cronies.

Not too surprising

Are looney Left councils in London working at pace to support the Labour party’s criminal clients? Could well be if they are demanding that air conditioning units be ripped out on bogus gorbal warmage grounds and people should ventilate their home by leaving doors and windows open for the convenience ot Labour’s burglars.

Might still happen

Labour’s biggest trade union backers are opposed to the idea of making job-destroying Edstone Milipede the Chancer of the Exchequer as part of a dirty deal for supporting J.B as P.M without mandate.
    The country’s wealth-generating private sector also says Milipede would be a disaster. But then, what’s one more disaster in Jonah’s career of going from one disaster to another?

Political Speak No. 104

We inherited . . .: We took office after years of yelling that this is a problem but we didn’t have a plan for tackling it in 2024, we still don’t have a plan and that is why nothing has been done.

Desperation move

Labour is so desperate for a female leader that one of the nuttiest of the bunch actually claimed that Jonah Bandwagon could be considered their party’s first female P.M in all but sex!!!
    This is clear evidence that removal of all working brain cells is a necessary part of the journey to becoming a senior Labour figure.
    It also tells us that the Labour party at large still doesn’t know what a woman is.

Big deal

Is anyone likely to notice the difference between being out and about in 36.1 deg.C (June 2026) and 35.6 deg.C (June 1957)? A negative makes the world records that the Met Office is yelling about just mildly interesting numbers.

On the record

The government is not being allowed to get away with staging the grab of a Put’nstani shadow fleet oil tanker as a distraction from the resignations of the Defence Sec. and the Armed Forces Minister.

Criminal tsunami

Why is Labour planning to release the worst criminals from gaol early? Because Dippy Davy Lammy is the injustice secretary. Some 6,000 bad guys will end up back on the streets in large batches after getting 50%, or even two-thirds, off their sentence.
● “MPs misled by assumptions dressed up as evidence” is how the government got this through Parliament, the legal trade reckons.

LEZ racket fall-out

Analysis of the Low Emissions Zone rackets run in Scottish city centres has found that they are bad for the economy. Avoiding the fines by shopping at out-of-town retail centres is the new normal for motorists and footfall is declining in city centres with rows of empty shops.