Hard times right now and forever?

The government is planning to use the stand-off @ Hormuz as its alibi for failing to get the economy under control for at least the rest of this year and the start of next year.
    Which means the rest of us will have to hunker in our bunkers until next spring and pretend we’re so tough that we didn’t miss not having a Christmas to celebrate in 2026.

Sad

Mr. Alias, the green grotter figurehead, is getting really desperate for attention. Why else would he endorse misinformation about the police to be noticed?

Short-term boost?

King Chuck seems to have done a good job of repairing the damage to UK-US relations caused by Serbia Smarmer and his underlings. But for how long will it last after the Royals get back home and the Labour lot continue to blunder?

More to the point

All the Labour MPs who gave Bier his Mandelzleaze ‘get out of gaol free’ card are now his accomplices? That carries an implication of active involvement when they’re really just hapless stooges for the most part.

Hamas in green

More bullet holes than feet – that’s where the green grotters are now. A lot of it is all down to picking local election candidates who think Jews were behind the 9/11 terror attacks on bits of America in 2001, and that the Hamas are great guys, hasn’t helped one little bit.

The unprotected

Afghan translators who were promised a ride to the UK have been abandoned. Thievin is about to put a rent freeze on private landlords only. Edstone the Milipede is attacking the oil industry and destroying jobs.
    And so it goes on.

No.1 Personship

The ludicrous claim of the week has to be that Labour is being known as the paedo protection party. The only peolple it protects are its own favoured trough-scoffers, like Bier, Edstone and Angrier. Everyone else can drop dead.

Just failing hype

The general opinion now is that if there was a genuine attempt to assassinate President Thump last weekend, then it was a particularly pathetic one if the bloke didn’t even get close to him.
    And talk of an assassination was gymnastically prethetic if the bloke was just hoping to kill some of Thump’s minions, not the man himself.

 Diseases that go with the job
    01st May 2026

The Hippo Eats Dwarf collection of urban myths and actual true stuff hits the nail on the head with its examples of false memory syndrome – and also its opposite, sudden amnesia syndrome.
    That sums up nicely what we’ve been getting from Smarmer’s Army by the bucketful. Especially when there’s an investigation of something dodgy inviting evasion and obfuscation.

Outrageous

Duty Free Shops at foreign airports are going to have to be rebranded as Truth Free Shops after surveys have found that their prices are up to one-third higher than those charged on Britisch high streets.