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The rurally illiterate Jonah Bandwagon is being told that there is a lot more to the South of England than the London area, and neglect is routine in the sticks Darn Sarf.
    The message is being delivered from all sides by those rural Southerners who expect to be ignored when Wigan becomes the Jewel of the North and everywhere else Oop Norf is neglected. Sounds like rural Northerners should be yelling too as they are sure to be left out when cities are favoured.