Wednesday, 4 March 2026

Plain madness

The Talibandit plan for Afghanistan has been exposed. Extermination of the population. Women are not allowed to become doctors and women are banned from being treated by male doctors. It’s a policy which will empty the place in due course.

Corporal Chaos

‘Icon of incompetence’ and ‘act of GREAT STUPIDITY’.
    No prizes for guessing which Prime Fantasist attracted these observations about his Chagos betrayal and havering.
    Just what is he getting out of the mess? We should be told. That’s now, not in 50 years’ time when the embarrassing stuff in released.

Unsafe Implant

What don’t you need if you have a pacemaker keeping your heart going? One with dodgy battery control software. That’s another 100,000 people needing a trip to a hospital to get the problem sorted out and more unexpected NHS costs.

More Reeves destruction

The American owner of a Cornish brewery is closing it as the UK tax regime makes it no longer viable. That’s 200 more jobs gone as part of the Fantasist of the Exchequer’s plan to grow the economy. Not.

Nothing stuck to

U-turn 25. After telling the Americans that they can’t use any British military bases for their war with Iran, Smarmer has had his mind changed. Well, he is supposed to be all about change. For the worse, just about every time. Which is why his popularity rating is down from -44 to -49. An attempt is being made to shift the blame to the Chagos cogger Lord Squirmer.

What a shame, never mind

Labour’s youngest MP is complaining about having a student loan debt of ninety thousand quid hanging over her head when she left university.
    As she was studying ‘fashion’, the words ‘Mickey’ and ‘Mouse’ spring to mind, followed by ‘no wonder she went into polytics’.
    At least an MP’s salary will let her pay off some of the debt before she’s binned; with the usual generous pay-off; at the next general election.
● She can expect no help from Thievin Reeves as far as interest rates go.

Another Brexit betrayal

Our Prime Fantasist is handing to Spain and the EFU complete control of the border at Gibraltar. He’s letting the Spanish decide who goes there and who lives there, and they can slap VAT levies wherever they like, ending Gibraltar’s VAT-free status. Anything for the UK’s enemies, that’s Smarmer.