Disgusting & Indecent

The leader of the Opposition, Mrs. Badenuff, is trying to shame the goverment into abandoning plans to give the worst criminals early release from gaol. But J.B is on record as saying they shouldn’t be released. Which probably means that they will.

No more cruising

Put’n the Poisoner has had to move his luxury yacht from St. Petersburg as it was within range of Ukraine’s drones. It is now mothballed at Murmansk on the chilly northern coast.

Shake the Magic Money Tree

The juvenile doctors got their massive pay deal and £100K. Now, their senile counterparts; the consultants; are going on strike for one-third more pay and a shorter working week and £200K. No one surprised.

Also out West

The T’ronno Argonauts headed to hot and steamy Winnipeg. The visitors started well but fumbled the ball away inside the Blue Bomber 5. Lots of defence until a BB TD in the 12th minute. A sack on Kelly and a fumble gave the ball back to the BB. 56-yard FG and 0-10.
    Another from 53 yards in Q2. Close again, TD Argos this time, 7-13. Another BB FG. To scoring range as the half ran out, FG, 7-19.
    A pick in the Argo end zone stopped a promising BB drive in Q3. Red zone, TD, 14-19. The BB got close in Q4, FG. The Argos had to punt but ended up with the ball again.
    Nearly a TD, just a FG try, missed, returned all the way for a TD!!! 129 yards. 14-29. TD by the Argos with 3 minutes left, 21-29. 49-yard FG try by the BB, no return, a rouge for the BB, 21-30 final.

All things to everyone

The government is trying to pretend that it's going to keep throwing benefits cash around – the position of the leader in waiting. And it is also going to stop abuses – the position of its current youth employment advisor.

Not to be trusted

Who does Mr. Morden, the secret agent of the Shadows in the world of Babylon 5 remind me of?
    There’s a definited resemblance to a Mr. Jonah Bandwagon in both looks and deeds.

Thumped!

Commit a horrible foul on a football pitch, get a red card and be sent off. But an automatic one-match ban to go with it? Not if you’re in Team USA and your president has the boss of FIFA under this thumb.