Tuesday, 2 June 2026

Nowhere hear the mark

“What she is guilty of is a remarkable lack of curiosity” has been said about Wee Burney Sturgeon by a sometime SNP MP. Wrong. Not just Wee Burney, the whole management of the SNP, including Mr. Swinney, need a good booting on this ishue.

An accomplished thief

The monk who was the head of the Shaolin Temple in China has put P. Murrell, Wee Burney Sturgeon’s ex, in the shade.
    Shi Yongxin managed to snaffle the equivalent of $40 million over two decades before being busted in 2025.
    He now has board and lodgings courtesy of the state for the next 24 years.

Danger! Sunbed!

A parliamentary committee with a wellbeing brief is recommending that sun beds be treated like tobacco and decorated with horrible pictures of skin cancers as an awful warning of the effects of excessive use.

Pet poisoners

It’s not just young children that anti-social meeja are bad for. Vets and animal charities are concerned about the numbers of allegedly grown-up people who are taking advice for pet treatment from the internet. A big worry is unqualified influenzers recommending the use of human drugs such as paracetamol, which are toxic to animals.

Edit, edit, edit

Mr. Alias, the honcho of the green grotters, reckons he has no problems with people knowing stuff about him. As long as he can pick and choose, and as long as he can delete stuff such as his failure to pay council tax whilst he was living on his canal barge.

White lives don’t matter

Police in Southampton handcuffed a dying white student after his killer lied to them about receiving rachelist insults. No mass marches and streets blocked anywhere, though, as the killer was a Sikh. Anything Asians do, including the Manchester Airport attacks by those thuggish Indian origin brothers, is okay now.

Fantasy world

Apparently, Labour has an obsession with talking about ‘the story’. Are we expected to believe fairy tales now? Or is it illegal not to? We should be told.