How typical

The honcho of a teaching union wants heads to stop being pleased when their school is doing well. Why? Because it makes the underachievers feel bad.
    This bloke is being dismissed; rightly; as a snoflake killjoy.

Voice of sanity

Human populations are falling worldwide and some politicians are in a panic about it. No need to, says President Boris.
    Most of the world’s problems are caused by the demands of too many humans wrecking the enviromint. [and being too woke and miserable to work] And we have the promise of A.I doing away for the need for lots of human jobs, let us not forget.

The pollytics of convenience

A decade ago, Mr. Alias was a self-confessed proud Jew and an enthusiastic Zionist. But when that didn’t get him elected as a Trivial Democrap member of the London Assembly, he took over the Green party and became an anti-Semitic grotter.
    So it goes.

Really retro

Sod the enviromint, the green grotters are trying to become a Scaregill Labour party clone with no anti-strike laws and flying pickets everywhere.
    Mr. Alias sees that as his way into government. Labour’s role as the party of anti-Semitism is also being challenged.

Milipede madness

Edstone Milipede is getting a booting for accusing BP of profiting from a crisis – that’s whilst a Labour government is grabbing huge amounts of tax from the company.
    So much that the new boss of BP is considering selling off UK assets and shifting to somewhere more friendly abroad.

Still not fooled

“The following trigger warning is a load of woke bullshit and should be ignored by anyone with more than two working brain cells.”

Today’s Stomper

“Tell me, are you interested in . . .”
    “No, I tried ‘interested out’ and it was rubbish. So I’m not about to do ‘interested in’, thank you very much.”