Hippocrisy galore

The Labour lot were always bitching at the Tories when they dared to fly to visit somewhere in the UK. Jonah Burnbum spent his first week whizzing around the country in a government jet. Different rulz for Labour?

Cue the next reshuffle

The sooner Jonah Burnbum gets Smarmerized, the better, if he’s going to grab a 10% death tax off all inheritances to buy more benefit votes.

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Esso petrol has gone up to 159.9p/litre and diesel is 181.9p/litre just down the road. And President $thump is reported to be clueless when it coms to sorting out the Iranians.

Today’s Observation

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Strange that the credentials of the opinion donor are never subjected to close scrutiny.

Canadian Crunch

The Lions in Winnipeg to start Week 9. Short with a FG try from their opener. Olivera took the Blue Bombers into the red zone, on to a TD? Holding, just a FG. Back to the red zone, another FG, 0-6.
    Into Q2. Lotz of defence. Lotz of rushing by the BC QB in the last couple of minutes, Charge! for a TD, 7-6.
    The BB kicked a FG 6 minutes into Q3. The Lions were sacked to a FG try, 10-9. Sack for the Lions then a long pass to the red zone for the BB, on to a TD, 10-16. Another sack by the BB in Q4, FG for the Lions, 13-16. One for the BB.
    Scoring range for the Lions, TD, 20-19. Another big BC sprint for a TD and 28-19 with +2. The Lions recovered a fumble as time tan out, on to a 35-yard TD, 35-19. And that was enuff.

Escape route

If you want to get away from GenZers, try a beach. They are reported not to like sand being blown in their faces or invading their shoes, there are no charging points for their phones and they can’t see the screen when it’s sunny.

Bomb attack foiled

A woman who was arrested whilst driving a car containing a bomb to Northern Ireland was released on bail. A bloke suspected of being involved was held in custody. So much for sex equality for terrorists!