Door left open

The equalities minister, B. Phillipson, hasn’t included workplaces in official government guidance following the now ancient High Court ruling on the definition of sex.
    Blokes in frocks will remain free to invade what should be female spaces for . . . ever?
    And the full official guidance will be on offer ‘sometime before the end of this Parliament’ if we’re lucky?

Today’s other question

Q: Is Paedopal Pal Bier ever going to stop the gaslighting, lying and hippocrisy, and his pretending to ensure the highest standards in public life?
A: No chance. It’s what he does.

Another blunder

Labour’s plan to give the vote to 16-year-olds is likely to do the Green party the most good, opinion pollsters have found. Which makes the scam another Smarmer flop.
    Meanwhile, the Green party is now the new home for the far-Left anti-Semites, who want to turn all of historic Palestine into a single state rather than a Jewish base plus occupied territories.

Today’s Question

Q: Why did someone have to invent ‘smart’ underpants?
A: So that researchers in the US could find out if the accepted average of 14 farts per person per day is realistic.
    They actually found that the fart rate varies between 4 and 50 per 24 hours, according to diet, and their new average is 32. Based on a study of 19 adults.

Just stoopidly wrong

Anyone who claims that M. McSweety masterminded a general election win for Labour in 2024 is getting a booting.
    Everyone knows that ‘winning’ with the votes of just 20% of the electorate was all down to Mr. Farage from the garage and his ‘Vote Reform, Get Labour’ campaign.

Shut the hell up!

Newspapers which publish lists of the best places to live are getting a booting from the top spots. Cowboy developers rush in with planning applications for thousands of new houses to be built on green fields in places where there is inadequate infrastructure, which, bitter experience shows, the local council will fail to upgrade.

Another Labour scam

Patients moved from one room to another at a hospital’s A&E department will now be deemed to have been attended to under the 4-hour target for treatment, discharge or admission to a hospital ward – even though none of the above has been applied to the customer.