An explanation

If some little kids are taking 30,000 steps per day, could it be because their legs are very short and one step doesn’t actually get them very far?

No mystery

“I don’t think many working-class stories are being told”, sed a bloke when he got his name in the paper. Could that be because Labour is working at pace to abolishing working?

No big deal

A Norwegian teenager who was sent to the UK as a hit-man by Swedish stooges controlled by Iran has been sentenced to 20 years in gaol. He is expected to be out again by the end of this decade under Labour’s soft-on-crime agenda.

Goes with the job?

The bloke who was Sheriff of Nottingham until May, a Labour councillor, has been exposed as a bad guy who lived up to the reputation created for the post in the Robin Hood era.
    Blagging freebies and getting cut-price deals was all a result of inadvertently using his title, he sez.
    An alibi not available to our prime mayor when he was blagging freebies in Manchester.

Today’s Questions

Are we impressed by some journalists realizing that our prime mayor is a dud and not up to the job? Or are we too busy wondering what took them so long to spot his blatantly obvious dudness?
    This is a bloke who thinks he’s entitled to be the prime mayor. Nothing more than that in the way of qualifications.

Bluff works

How do you get to be the press secretary of the POTUS? Be a glamour chick and claim you’re a lawyer even if you didn’t actually pass your bar exam. You’ll get at least 5 days’ pay out of it.

Ignore the Law?

Female staff at Whitehall have been told that they will be done for unlawful harassment if they dare to complain about blokes using their toilets. And done for misconduct if they fail to use a transpicater’s personal pronouns.