Saturday, 17 October 2026

Nett Zero headroom

The IMF has given the Chancellor a boot up the bum with a warning that delaying reducing the UK’s national debt any more is just plain stoopid. A similar booting was delivered by the Gov. of the Bank of England.

Another U-turn for Jonah?

Labour MPs in the North and Midlands ‘Red Wall’ areas can see their job s going up in smoke if Jonah Burnbum sells us out to the EFU. Telling Leave supporters they were wrong, or manipulated by Put’nstan, and rejoining the EFU without another referendum is a non-started, the Wallers reckon.

Worra Dope

The Chancellor has been hit with a truth bomb over a scam to double capital gains tax to income tax level. He has been warned that this will make people avoid paying the tax all together and cost the Treasury BILLIONs.
    “Bat sh1t crazy” is the official Treasury view.

UK last

80% of new jobs created in the last decade went to migrants, and Labout MPs want more and more of them [migrants, Ed.]. The result has been the creation of a benefits bill on course to reach £136 BILLION this year.

Modern Dictionary

Efocet (n) the verbal equivalent of an Exocet missile.

A choice!

“British White Potato” is said on the supermarket’s bag of them. Crumbs! Are there green spuds and blue ones too for those who want something different?

Fair conclusion

“There is no secret plan to raise rates” said the headline on the financial page of a newspaper being recycled. But if there were, would the bastards tell us?