No to Rosebank

Jonah Burnbum and Ms Faunceypants are getting bootings from back benchers over switching from pragmatic to a ban on exploitation of off-shore oil reserves. Clearly, energy security is something these prize berks don’t get.

A decision rushed

A survey reckons 88% of home buyers make their mind up about a property just 28 seconds after stepping through the front door. Surprise! Mould and damp put punters off! And scruffy neighbours.

Future bleak

A former bop F.O. bod is cheering us with his views on Labour’s culture of capitulation. The Chagos shambles and the onslaught of slavery reparations scroungers will cost the UK a bomb by the time the dust settles on the dirlty deals which Labour will slap on us.
● The more of our cash Labour gives away, the more scroungers will crawl out of the woodwork to rattle begging bowls, another expert is warning.

Where the blame belongs

The main cause of sky high fuel prices is the taxes a Labour government adds to buy benefit votes and repay the debt created by borrowing cash to buy benefit votes.

Is the turn U or another lettert?

Having been clobbered by President $thump over the Smarmer Chagos Betrayal, our prime mayor is in reset mode over the scam. Goverment minions, however, remain entirely clueless about what will happen next.

West Final

The B.C. Lions faced the Edmonton Antlers. FG for the Ants to start. Another in the 12th minute. A 50-yarder by the Lions was short. In Q2, BC made a FG, 3-6. Lotz of defence, sacks both ways, FG with 2 minutes left for the Lions, 6-all. Rourke picked off with 11 seconds to go.
    Rourke sacked in Q3 at 9-6 after an unshown FG. Fajardo ran to scoring range, FG, 9-all. More Fajardo, plus a TD! 9-16. BC drove into Q4 and a TD. 16-all. FG for the Ants. Pass to the BC end zone, 16-25.
    BC lost a DPI challenger, went for it on 3rd down and lost the ball. FG for the Ants, 16-28 in 12th minute. A BC end zone pass missed. The Ants ate the clock for the win.
    Both Grey Cup semi-finals presented by Wegover fat jabs!

The real source

What’s all this garbage that ‘mogging’ is a Gen Z invention? The latest Word of the Year is clearly based on the superiority and ability to out-perform others of the respected Mr. Jacob Rees of the ilk Mogg.