Could work!

A really good way to put a crimp into the activities of the mobsters running Iran, a correspondent has suggested, would be to bomb the factories that make the flags which the human shields have to wave around during staged demos.

Industrial level treachery

President Thump is twitted for doing what he feels like doing, but how about Bier Smarmer? He has a negative mandate for all his Brexit Betrayals but he just goes ahead and does it. Like a typical Labour hippocrite.

Savage Shrinkage

Labour’s taxes are expected to raise the rate of restaurant closure from 2 per day in 2025 to 3 per day in 2026. So much for Thievin’s BS about building a stable economy.

Pipe dream

Reform UK is threatening to gaol lawyers who help invaders to pretend they’re o’sexualists in need of asylum by providing ‘partners’ for them. But politicians having a go at lawyers? Right.
    A better idea of theirs is to abolish legal aid for invaders who have made no contribution to this country’s finances.

Today’s Wisdom

It it’s TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) in the Untied States, then here it’s SHUT (Smarmer Has U-Turns).

Bump, Crunch, Stuck

The Gods do sometimes get it right. The Transport Sec., who’s supposed to be in charge of roads, had to have her car towed away after it was bashed to a standstill by a pothole in Oxfordshire.
    Maybe that will encourage her to put some real muscle into a plan to deprive councils of one-third of their funding if they persist in ignoring potholed roads.

Scrutiny? Schmutiny!

What’s a good way for the Squeaker of the Commons to rub Uncle Bier up the wrong way? Interrupting Bier in full bluster flot to remind him that it’s Prime Minister’s Questions and he’s supposed to answer questions, not ask them as a distraction from his failings.