Tax and burn

An analysis of the fall-out fromn Labour’s tax assault on the private sector has revealed that 18,000 jobs have gone in the last year. The workless count is predicted to rise from 4.8% last year to 5.5% this year as the assault continues.

Where did I last see it?

People using taxis in the UK are setting world records for leaving stuff behind, a survey has found.
    We top the US, Australia, Brazil and Canada for forgetfulness.

Yet another failure

Instead of putting 6,000 more teachers into the state education system, as guaranteed, Thievin’s VAT assault on the private sector reduced the teacher population. The government is full of excuses but there’s no getting away from the drop.

Transatlantic barney

Politicians in the Untied States are upsetting our mob by using the Southampton Slaving as the basis for demanding an end to Two-Tier policing in the West.
    Bier Smarmer, guilt button under constant assault, is also upset with Marsman Musk for reminding the world about Bier taking the knee like a complete jerk.

Phantom steps

What is a good way to pretend to be really fit? Jogging on the spot and getting someone active to wear your step-counter works. Ans so does attaching it to a pet dog, and increasing number of cheats are finding out.

Ah, but it is?

Is it really devastating to Bier Smarmer that his Defence Sec. quit over Bier and Thievin’s refusal to fund our Defence? As both of them have a record for being totally crap, it makes no difference. You can’t get worser than totally.

World Cup weary

People staying up for very late evening and night time matches across the Atlantic are expected to boost absenteeism and sick notes in the coming weeks. An estimate of the cost to employers of the sickies is a stonking £94 million aftrer Labour made sick pay payable from day one.