Old and shifty image

Like water off a duck’s back – that’s President Thump’s lack of reaction to the mockery following the US Mint putting him on a 3" diameter gold coin marking 200 years of US independence.
    Interestingly, the eyes of the figure on the coin are downcast rather than staring straight ahead and confronting the onlooker, as in the original photograph on which the design is based. This makes Mr. Thump look old, lonely and miserable; certainly not at all happy with where he is.

The moron premium grows

Thievin Reeves is getting well-deserved a good booting for spending like the proverbial drunken sailor in February and turning this month’s financial crisis into a government borrowing disaster.
    She now has the UK borrowing; and paying interest on; even more foreign cash than her hero Gordon F. Broon.

One for the record books

One of our wonderful judges has decided that a criminal from Nepal can’t be sent back there because he wouldn’t take his medication and he would become a danger to society . . . in Nepal. Isn’t that a problem for the authorities there to tackle? Or has Smarmer’s Army turned the UK into the world’s involuntary nanny and cess pit for criminals?

Minor consideration

Will holidaymakers be bovvered by soaring costs and cancelled flights this summer? Nope. They’ll be too busy spending their holiday money on coping with rampant inflation.

Another waste of time

One of them surveys is claiming that the average Brit gets 6 hours and 27 minutes of sleep per night.
    But so what?
    The 60-odd million people living here are an incredibly diverse lot as far as their sleep requirements and achievements are concerned. And this number is meaningless to most of them.

Having it all ways

President Thump still thinks he can bash NATO. He didn’t tell his ‘allies’ that Israel was about to start a war. Israel and the US started shooting. Then Thump got fruity about NATO not being there when the shooting started. Dodgy crystal ball, or what?

Abandon hope

The doombuggers are already condemning us to an economic tsunami, which will be particularly devastating here with a useless Labour government and a Fantasist instead of a competent Chancellor.
    And if she makes any more noises about a recovery this year, we’ll have the doombuggers’ go-ahead to drown her out with yells of “Liar!”