Dead silence

Who was it who told our prime mayor that Put’nstan rigged the Brexit vote? Strange there hasn’t been a leak of such an essential piece of information.
● Was it the same person who told Thievin Reeves about the £20 billion Brown Hole in the accounts that she hadn’t been bovvered to check?

Today’s Questions

Are traditional British surnames ‘falling out of fashion’, as the Daily Disaster would have us believe? Or do the presence of foreign surnames like K’han’t in the top 10 of the most-frequent list just reflect the relentless invasion of migrants?

Mr. Sloppy

Something else to boot the prime mayor with: when he gets his fake tan done, he neglects to include his eyelids and looks even weirder than normal.

Mr. Dull vs Mr. Fantasy

The invisible Bier Smarmer is doing rather well out of the lack-lustre reign of Jonah Burnbum. Uncle Bier looks destined to go down in history as a towering genius when compared with his U-turning replacement, who has confirmed to us that he is a fool and very bad at lying.

Confidence @ Nett Zero

The Justice Sec. is getting a booting for barefaced lies. All early releases from prison will be tagged, he said. Nope. Proper safeguards will be in place. Nope, reoffending rates are sky high and he’s trying to hide the details until next January.
● Recalls to prison exceeded releases in January to March 2026.

Saturday West 2

The Lions travelled to Calgary. FG to start. One for the Stamps.  Great TD play by BC, 10-3. Goal line for the Stamps in Q2, Charge! 10-all. Bad snap, but a big gain for BC, not a disaster. Red zone, FG, 13-10. FG for the Stamps in the last minute.
    FG by Peredes in Q3, 13-16. Picked next time the Stamps were threatening but BC punted. A long FG try by the Stamps fell short. Wide open receiver, BC to the red zone, sack, FG try missed.
    All stop for a rabbit on the pitch just into Q4! FG for the Stamps, 13-19. TD pass from the BC 12, 13-25, no +2. BC picked off in the 12th minute. On to a Charge! for a TD, 13-32. Final. Wins by all 4 home teams this week.

Another doing U-turns

Both Republicans & Democrats are accusing Pres. $thump of betraying Ukraine after he put a block on a sanctions order against Put’nstan. One which he signed off on only last month.