Dosh talk

If that Simons bloke hadn’t given up his Makerfield seat to trigger a buy-election for Jonah Burnbum, he’d have been paid 300 grand before another general election falls due.
    That has to be the basis for guesses about the bung he got to stand down.

Today’s Question

What have 50% of the BierBC’s stooges been up to if they’d feel unsafe were Mr. Farage in one of the studios doing Desert Island Discos? Would they be worried that he’d expose all their guilty secrets instead of talking about himself?

Quite a question

Should the president of Oxford U.’s student union be sacked for claiming that the Hamas are great guys, who just give Israel back a bit of what that state does to the Palestinians?
    Or would we fall over in amazement if she voiced an opposite view, given the state of student attention-seekers now?

Keep calm

Another incomer appears in court charged with a knife assault. Masked men go on a wrecking the joint spree in Belfast, where the attack took place, and also Glasgow.
    Nothing helpful from the government.

Two-Tier Bier

It has been pointed out that our Prime Fantasist is doing his hypocrisy act again. He’s claiming US VP Jady Vance is interfering in British politics with his comments about the Nowak murder. This is the same Bier Smarmer who sent 100 Labour stooges to the Untied States to try to prevent D. Thump from being elected their president.

Not so honest

A Ukrainian drone strike on St. Petersburg has revealed the Putinstani Defence Ministry’s fiddle factor. When inventing a number for the total of drones shot down, the Ministry takes the total reported from the scene of the attack and multiplies it by 2.67.

Not so cease

The Israelis might have a sort of cease-fire deal with the Hezbolikers, but the slaughter of Lebanese civilians and their military continues at pace.