Saturday, 1 August 2026

The right approach

Should we be afraid of A.I? The Governor of the Bank of England has assured us that his bank and the National Cyber Security Centre will keep us safe. How? By working ‘at speed’ not ‘at pace’ to make it so.

Better qualified

It is being argued that Thievin Reeves should have been made the replacement Housing Minister, not the failed tax evader Angular Robot.
    Just think of all the foundations Thievin built when she was wrecking the economy, is the proposition on offer.

No different

Another leg, just as dead. No danger of Labour paying for the unnecessary election for a cosmetic mayor of Manchester forced on the public pocket by the previous incumbent lying about serving his full term.

Gasp!

Was that really 190 degrees the weather lady said before the lunchtime TV news? Or was it just my cloth ears in the next room being plonkers?

And so it goes on

An Albanian drug dealer and bogus refugee escaped deportation when he came out of gaol due to a defective immigration court ruling, which was binned ages later following an appeal by the Home Sec.
    Lotz of cash for the lawyers and no defective judge sacked or sent for retraining? No eviction of the bloke yet, of course.

Friday Nite Football

The Alouettes travelled to the nation’s capital on a beautiful night. The Als got close, on to a TD. The winless RedBlacks got inside the 10, held to a FG, 7-3. Inside the 5 for the Als, on to a TD.
    The RB drove into Q2, from the MA 1 on penalties, TD, 14-10. A TD back at them by the Als. Just a FG as the half ran down, 24-10. 3rd down at the MA 2, penalty, FG, 24-13.
    In Q3, the RB got to the MA 5, stopped.  TD the other way in the 10th minute. The Als stopped the RB when close on another 3rd down at the end of the quarter.
    Philpot got his 1,000 yards receiving on the way to a FG by the Als, 34-13. More Alexander to Philpot, no more scoring.

Just a bit late

The police in north London are trying to trace a thug who was wearing a lobster suit when he clobbered a young bloke and put him in hospital. This happened outside the venue for the World Darts Championship seven months ago!!
    Sounds like a lost cause to me.