More cash wasted

The F.O. has spent a ton of cash on a calendar of woke awareness dates, which includes junk like International Pronoun Day and Internationally Allyship Day(?), but excludes real dates like that of Remembrance Sunday.
● Bloody Hell Tourettes’s Day is also included.

Take yer pick

The experts are at it again. Some are claiming that the Polar Vortex, which keeps the coldest air over the Arctic, is breaking down and we’ll get lotz of snow in November.
    Others, using the same evidence, are predicting that this early collapse will prevent early snow.

Seen it all before

Our wonderful government is so short of ideas of its own that it is having to recycle the Project Fear BS concocted by the Bremoaners on their way to losing the Brexit referendum to set up Burnbum’s Brexit Betrayal.

Heads that rolled

We certainly got through prime monsters at a fair pace in the last decades if there were nine ex-members of the clan on parade on Remembrance Sunday.
    If failing to support the Armed Forces cost Bier Smarmer his job, we can expect to see some other deadleg in Burnbum’s place next year in the absence of a revolution?

Down a bit more

The price of Esso petrol has slipped a bit more to 169.9 per litre. Diesel is still stuck @ 199.9p/litre.

Well over the top

Was anyone impressed b y the FBI haul ing an 82-year-old with dementia to court in handcuffs and on a wheelchair?
    And did they have to ‘swoop’ on his care home to make sure he didn’t leg it when they hammered on the door with a retinue of meeja types in attendance?

No longer at it

Monday night’s rash of pops and bangs came during the finale of the Bablylon 5 series. There was a strange silence last night, when the first of the B5 films was shown. That will take some getting used to!