Wednesday, 1 July 2026

Crackdown crack-up

We have a Home Secretary who is in conflict with an unsackable minion who thinks wasting BILLIONs of our money is a great way to impress the self-appointed Prime Fantasist Jonah Bandwagon. Legs don’t come deader than Labour legs.

Helpful note

It has been pointed out that it doesn’t matter if J.B uses political correctness, wokism, skin colour, gender, etc. when he picks his ministers. There will be no question of appointing by ability if all of the candidates are deadlegs.

Not on the cheap

Ryanair has been booted and will stop charging passengers 8 quid per flight (there and back) to sit next to their children.

Another one

It would appear that the Fantasist of the Exchequer (pro tem) is still in La-La Land. Her latest fantasy is that she is Jonah Bandwagon’s best mate and therefore unsackable. Is Thievin even capable of coming down to earth now?

It’s wot he does

Bier Smarmer, whilst being snotty, called the concept of a P.M’s resignation honours list ‘absolutely outrageous’.
    He is now expected to do yet another of his U-turns to reward his undeserving cronies.

Not too surprising

Are looney Left councils in London working at pace to support the Labour party’s criminal clients? Could well be if they are demanding that air conditioning units be ripped out on bogus gorbal warmage grounds and people should ventilate their home by leaving doors and windows open for the convenience ot Labour’s burglars.

Might still happen

Labour’s biggest trade union backers are opposed to the idea of making job-destroying Edstone Milipede the Chancer of the Exchequer as part of a dirty deal for supporting J.B as P.M without mandate.
    The country’s wealth-generating private sector also says Milipede would be a disaster. But then, what’s one more disaster in Jonah’s career of going from one disaster to another?