Permanent dry spell

Water UK has delivered a boot up the bum to the government, which isn’t bovvered about all the cooling water which its scam to cover acres of the country with A.I data centres will need.
    There isn’t enuff to go round now, sez WUK, which oversees the water companies. Not something the Westminster fantasists want to hear.

Safe passage

Burnbum Boats are now getting the Benefit of the Border Farce taxi service across the Channel. But we’re not allowed to notice the continued influx of illegals.
    Gang-smashing isn’t on the agenda of the bloke who could ignore the Rochdale groomers.

More financial fantasy

Fortifying a bomb-proof building opposite the town hall in Manchester to make it No. 10 North will costa bomb and the security bill will costa second bomb.
    The Downing Street spokes claims there will be no extra cost to the taxpayer. Derision is the only response to a lie like that.

Exit stage left

The new safeguarding minister is toast after a couple of months. Her job was to protect females from violence but her complaint that Reform members don’t deserve the same security ‘as the rest of us’ after the brutal murder of Anne Widdecombe wasn’t exactly a confidence-builder.

Same thing only different

It’s not a U-turn, it’s a B-turn when our Pretender Fantasist Jonah Burnbum does one.
    It has the same effect as one of Bier Smarmer’s dithers but we’re not to supposed to notice that.
    The latest turn-around is on letting dangerous criminals out of gaol early to buy their votes. Someone has told Jonah it’s not a good idea and he’s swithering.

All visitors victorious?

The TigerCats and the Alouettes finished Week 8 of the CFL on a steamy night. A FG to start for the home team. The Cats were sacked to a punt. The Als had to punt and saw the ball returned for a TD! 7-3. The Als lost a fumble recovery on a review. Into Q2, red zone for the Als, Charge! for a TD, 7-10.
    Another sack by the Als. Then they were went out on downs on a 3rd & 1. Another sack by the Als. A pick by the Cats in the last minute stopped the Als.
    Ford did a sprint in Q3 then fired a TD pass to Lawler, 15-10.  Another Charge! by the Als for a TD, 15-17. The Cats kicked a FG, 18-17. In Q4, the Als recovered a fumble then lost the ball!
    The Als went ahead with a FG, 18-20. The Cats gave the ball away; no end at a snap. A FG with 2 minutes left got the Als to 18-24 with a rouge from the kick off. A pick stopped the Cats. Red zone for the Als, on to a TD, 18-31 final, first home team win this week.

More vagueness

Jonah Burnbum is planning to collapse the NHS. Or something. Nothing much in the way of detail was on offer.