Tuesday, 28 July 2026

Somewhat typical

Dr. Congo, the African country where there is a lethal ebola plague rampant, is a lousy employer if the staff; medical and security; at a treatment centre are on strike because the Dr. isn’t paying them properly.

Going up

“We need to be a costa living government”, Jonah told his Cabinet. So when it soars, you can’t say you weren’t warned!

The grabbing goes on

Angrier Robot is refusing to return £17K in excess severance pay now that she’s back in her old Cabinet job. She was always yelling that Tories should do it when in Opposition.
    But she’s Labour, which means her rulz don’t apply to someone like her.

Non-stop

Over 50% of e-bikers feel entitled to ignore red traffic lights. Because they know they can get away with it? The figure for push-bikers is 20%.
    Apologists for cyclists are trying to dump the blame on badly pohased traffic lights causing delays which impatient bikers find unreasonable.

Working at pace

The Scottish government is being applauded for doing a grand job of removing lethal cladding from hi-rise residential buildings. A magnificent total of three of them have been tackled out of around 1,000 declared at risk of an inferno caused by one of the occupants.

Man-made mayhem

The rewilders are getting a severe booting from the people who have been forced out of their homes by wildfires.
    Just abandoning the countryside and making no effort to create fire-breaks and remove dead vegetation is an obvious recipe for disaster. But not one the burrocraps can see. And they are clearly not bovvered about the massacre of wildlife caused by their negligence.

Mega-mob

Forget small boats. Invaders are now arriving 165 at a time in dinghies eight metres long – the length of a bus – to get to Jonah Burnbum’s uncosted socialist paradise.