Sunday, 5 April 2026

Same only different

What’s the answer to the anti-woman ‘manosphere’? The female influenzers have come up with a ‘nomanhere’ with the rules rewritten in terms of the other sex and just as toxic, given their sociopathic manipulation agenda.

On the lam

What’s a good way to avoid going to gaol? Run out of the court building right after the judge has told you that’s where you’re heading. Worked for a Hackney drug dealer
    A spokes for the police said they are working at Pace. Helping the government to dig for gold teeth in the cemetery?

Benefit binge

The Department of Shirk & Pay-Offs has managed to get the number of kids with an imaginary mental ’elf disability up to 12% over the last decade. 25% by 2035?

Even more not us, Gov

Bier Smarmer is attempting to shed the blame for his government-created energy crisis onto executives of the banking and oil industries. So no danger of the sack for Edstone Milipede and shedding green garbage and EFU red tape.
    And like Bier is going to unblock the Strait of Hormuz and the one next to the bad guys in Yemen that leads to the Suez Canal.

Today’s Question

Will the cost of Labour’s red tape and energy prices, estimated at an extra £3 per week on the average household’s grocery bill, have any impact on o’besity?

Definitive doombuggers

A Scottish consumer charity is warning of a ‘polycrisis’ as the price of fuel, power, food and everything else soars.
    Where with it end? With everyone claiming to be a mental elf and demanding benefits, no one working and everything in a state of lawless collapse? Or not.

Lots to panic about

The front page of the Sunday Post was yelling Panic Stations. Is that because Scotland was blasted by 90 mph gales courtesy of Storm Dave? Nope, motorists are filling their tank before fuel shoots even higher in price and stocks are running out.
● Esso petrol 157.9p/litre, diesel 191.9p/litre for Easter thanks to Scam Edstone.