Labour’s borrow and waste binge is expected to cost taxpayers £700 billion in interest payments over the next six years. That’s the Office for Budgie Responsibility’s latest guess. But that was before the Israelis and the US turned the Middle East into a bonfire. Who knows how may extra godzillions of our quids will be wasted now.
Sunday, 8 March 2026
Fantasy island
One win in an irrelevant by-election and the doombuggers have the green grotters running the country after the next general election. One gets the impression that if everyone in Gorton & Denton had voted Monster Raving Looney for a laugh, the doombuggers would have got them in charge somehow.
Empty words
What do the illegals think of the Home Sec.’s fantasy asylum claim reforms? They’re racing here in even greater numbers, knowing it’s all just Labour hot air.
App or crApp?
Such is the general distrust of A.Is now that only half of the NHS customers using its crApp trust the feature promised for 2028. Health Sec. Wee Streeting calls the A.I gadget ‘a doctor in your pocket’. But, of course, he’s just a politician, not a reliable information source.
It’s just a flying bomb
The daftest term to become common during this latest war has to be ‘suicide drone’. It’s a piece of kit with no self-awareness and its job is to explode and cause death and destruction.
Or are we in for stuff like ‘suicide torpedoes’ fired at Iranian ships? Or ‘suicide ground to air missles’ and ‘suicide ICBMs’ when the nuclear war starts?
Another backtrack
Our wonderful government promised to ban nudification tools on the interweb to prevent the creation of deepfakes of MPs, real people and children.
But only crApps based in the UK will be affected by changes to a Bill in progress. X-Witter will remain unassailed.
Yes, we noticed
Pres. trumPut’n has dismissed Bier Smarmer as ‘No Churchill’. But when we agree, we tend not to think of Sir Winston, the WWII leader of that surname.
We tend to make an unfavourable comparison with the dog called Churchill, which used to advertise something on TV.
Even this fantasy creature would have made a better PM than hapless Bier.
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