Conclusion

If Bier Smarmer is a total deadleg, then all the MPs and others who made him their party leady and told us he has more knees than a whole swarm of bees have to be either gullible idiots or lying bastards like Bier himself. Some choice!

No rings, not five!

The Winter Olympics in Italy are continuing despite attempts by violent thugs to sabotage events. Attacks have been made on the transport system infrastructure by attention-seekers with a range of causes including the inevitable global warming swindlers. The police overtime bill will be HUGE.

Make do and mend

One of the consequences of the Labour policy of collapsing the economy is that people are turning to DIY repairs rather than throwing things away and replacing them. Good news for the glue manufacturing firm which did the survey, though.

The way forward

Japan has 9 million unoccupied homes, 14% of the national stock. What we need to do is ship illegals there to make use of an underused resource and to do useful work to keep a people with a shrinking population afloat.

The complete quote

“He betrayed our country, our Parliament and my party,” droned Bier Smarmer. “All of which are my jobs.” Bit this somehow got chopped out of the recording.

Widened Vision

Is it likely that the investigators trying to find out where Mandy got the £8 million used to buy a mansion will broaden their task? We’d all be interested to know how a former shop steward from the poor part of Stockport like Angrier Rayner got £800K to blow on a seaside summer second home. The one she didn’t manage to do the tax swindle on. Well, not quite yet.

Who’s bought Rayner?

If this flawed and uncouth person has a million-pound ‘war chest’, we want to know who tossed cash into it and how many billions of pounds of our money is it going to cost the rest of us to pay off those who have bought her.