The end

Is the legal trade in deep mourning after the collapse of the case brought by Prince Hairy and other luvvies against the Daily Disaster collaped completely? Or are the legal bods too busy counting and stashing the £50 million extracted from clients?

Insecurity

If Put’nstani hackers are running riot at Whitehall and strolling through firewalls, are we to be reassured by news of what our hackers are doing in Mockba? Or is Labour too useless to use hackers?

Another bite?

Is Jonah Burnbum planning to boost alcohol tax? Is that why he thinks football fans should be allowed to take drinks to their seat during a match?

World Cup holiday

The number-crunchers are still trying to work out how big a hit the wealth-creating sector took on the Monday after football fans turned up late or not at all.
    There is also a balancing factor of things that weren’t screwed up by skiving snivel servants to consider.

Stasi tactics

Two coppers in Chiswick became internet video stars when they admitted that a bloke hadn’t broken any laws when they tried to intimidate him into not making damaging posts about a green grotter local councillor. No satisfaction from the Metropolitan Police over this latest outrage.

The ‘no clue’ set

Actual fans of tennis are annoyed by the way influenzers have been able to blag tickets for Bloody Wimbledon to use the event to promote themselves and their products, and make the tennis insultingly incidental.

The Mount Rushmore Kid

President $trump is getting a booting for making the celebration of the 250th birthday of America’s first civil war all about himself. In the real world, his war on Iran and the costa living have taken his approval ratings to historic lows.