Saturday, 7 March 2026

Definitely not me, Guv

The Donald is positioning Israel as the aggressor against Iran and the US as a follower, which got involved only when the Israeli attack plan was leaked. As Mr. Ne10yahoo is also using the attack on Iran’s minions as an excuse for more Arab-bashing in the Occupied Territories, the trumPut’n line looks rather plausible and sensible.

The unlovely game

Premiere League referees are getting a good booting, I read, for ignoring blatant cheating in the penalty box such as holding, pushing and shirt-grabbing. Arsenal are being outed as the most blatant offenders but, as the present cadre of refs is rubbish, they’re being allowed to get away with it.

How snide

When he sez the assault on Iran will be over in 4 weeks, is President trumPut’n taking a pop at his old mate The Poisoner? Bearing in mind that Vlad’s 2-day conquest of Ukraine is now entering its fifth year.

Clang!

President trumPut’n has been forced to stop naming Iranians whom he considers to be preferred successors to the pre-war leadership. Bombing raids and missle attacks, usually by the Israelis, keep taking them out.

Away with the fairies

Looney Left Labourites, Trivials, Corbynsteiners and Green MPs are trying to pretend that Bier Smarmer has some sort of controlling interest in the assault on Iran. They would love us to believe that if they can make Bier say “No!”, it will all stop.
    Smarmer, meanwhile, is trying to sell the line that it’s in Britain’s national interest to follow international law created by Britain’s enemies in mock courts which are in no danger of having any sort of democratic accountability, and which always rule against the UK.

Ignored ishue

Whilst academics are eager to pronounce on the relative merits of left- and right-handed people, they seem blind to those who are bi-dextrous. That’s people who perform certain tasks with the right hand and others exclusively with the left hand.
    There has to be a paper in that, surely.

Big reward for failure

‘Pearl-clutching duchess’ Smarmer has bunged MPs a 5% pay rise to compensate them for the mental ’elf stress of being constantly reminded that most of them are useless and pointless.