Saturday West

The TigerCats visited Edmonton and opened with a FG. One for the Antlers. Swiss cheese defence, TD for the Cats, 10-3. Another FG for the Ants to start Q2. A punt reception fumbled to the Antlers! Another FG, 10-9. The Ants survived a sack, Fajardo fan for a 1st down, holding by the Ants, another FG, 10-12. A pick gave the ball back to the Antlers. FG, 10-15.
    In Q3, the Antlers fumbled the ball away, nowt from it. Blanchard again with a FG, 10-18. Another TD for the Cats, 16-18, no +2. The Antlers to the TC 2, TD for Fajardo, 16-25. One the other way, 23-25.
    A punt in Q4 gave the Ants a rouge. FG, 26-all. A late pick by the Cats set up a FG, 29-26. Edmonton FG and overtime.
    The Cats kicked a FG, 32-29. One by the Antlers. And another, 32-35. EA 4 for the Cats, just a FG. 2-point shoot-out, Cats stopped. End zone pass by Fajardo, 35-37 final. Phew!

More encouragement

What happens when a mega-dinghy with 60 illegals on board sets out across the Channel? It gets a French escort of 4 lifeboats and a big tugboat and a naval helicopter initially. Then 2 RNLI lifeboats move the illegals to a Border Farce taxi.

Evolution in action?

Deaths of young people in road accidents are significantly higher than for other age groups. Why? Because they won’t wear a seat belt, the experts reckon.

Saturday East

The Stampeders charged to the nation’s capital on a beautiful afternoon. A quick TD for the Stamps. A FG from the winless RedBlacks in reply. A rouge for the Stamps late in Q1.
    A FG for the Stamps in Q2. A big boot by the RB, 11-6. A qukck TD for the Stamps, then they picked the RB; nowt from it. After a stop on 3rd and 1, the Stamps marched to another TD, 25-6. Ottawa close as the half ran out, TD! 25-13.
    The Stamps kicked a FG 3 minutes in to Q3. Nearly for the RB. A pick by them was wiped out by a penalty. Lots more Philpot, on to a TD, 35-13. In Q4, The RB got close, sack, on to a TD, 35-21 with +2. A FG for the Stamps. Another TD for the RB. FG with 2 minutes left, 38-31. Another TD settled things, 45-31 final.

No reprieve

Could the A.I industry in the West come to a standstill? The minions are being signed off work with stress-related complaints in world record numbers following doombugger warnings that they will assassinate humanity.
    Which will do nothing to make the threat go away if the minions of enemy states in the Middle East and the East are kept toiling away under the threat of on the spot extermination if there is any slacking.

First impression: not!

No surprise that our Prime Fantasist failed to impress President $thump at their first meeting in the Untied States. The jolly there ran into a wave of disapproval over the Chagos Islands betrayal.
    Jonah, of course, tried to dump the blame for everything on Bier Smarmer but just confirmed his cluelessness.

Ancient tripe

I read with a groan that 23 years ago, Britain broke the 50 million ‘barrier’ for pocket phone ownership. What garbage. Never should have been printed in the first place.
    There never was any obstruction to that many sales; and if there had been, the phone companies would have demolished it in short order.