It has been suggested that if the Labour lot want a new emblem to replace the wilted New Labour rose, then they should go for a design that features a hood and a wink to tell the customers wot the party is really all about.
Thursday, 30 July 2026
Not a solution
More business for the medical negligence lawyers – Zimmer NextGen knee implants that don’t work, leaving the customer in relentless pain.
Cesspool polyticks
For a couple of days in the middle of this month, the government was pretending that it had foiled a far-Right version of the 9/11 terrorist atrocity.
A few days later, the ‘plot’ was exposed as a political fantasy and all the cooked-up charges were dropped.
All this took place when the government was ordering people not to ask questions about the Anne Widdecombe murder and claiming it wasn’t terrorism. As a distraction? With the full approval of Bier Smarmer, his replacement Randy Burnbum and the then Home Sec. Mahmood?
Economical reply
A government spokes said that the running of No. 10 North will be covered by existing Cabinet Office budgets and there is no additional cost to the taxpayer.
He failed to add that those budgets will be inflated to conceal the extra cost. No one surprised.
Eurocraps
Anyone who isn’t abroad is advised to stay put as the EFU’s don’t work and the queues just get longer and longer. To make things worse, airlines are sticking to their schedules and anyone delayed is liable to be left behind.
Hot & spectacular
Parts of Europe have a new tourist attraction this year. People are making for places where they can sit on a beach with a cold drink and watch a huge wildfire from a safe distance.
Colourful crooks
Oh, yes, the second episode of series 2 of U.N.C.L.E. is the conclusion of a 2-parter. All we have to do now is remember what happened a week ago.
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