Desperate, or what

What’s the latest from our Continuity Smarmer Prime Fantasist, a man noted his lack of ideas? Allowing boozing by the crowd at a football match on equality grounds.

Influenzer wannabes

The British Museum has had to ban the taking of photographs of the Canterbury Embroidery. Punters were taking too long messing about at popular sectors and causing delays such that the final session of the day was having to be shortened or even cancelled.

Full spectrum

What is the Equalities Minister’s response to women telling her that they feel at risk from male illegals? A burst of equality and her opinion that ALL men are a threat to women, not just illegals.
● B. Phillipson also claimed that the government would have done something about the growing ranks of idle NEETs if it had been able to. Do we assume that equality was behind the total lack of action?

Justice Denied

Judges exceeding their powers; and left unchecked and allowed to get away with it; are being blamed for letting tens of thousands of migrants into the UK. No sackings are expected.

Cash grabber

A majority of GPs think over-diagnosis of ADHD is swamping NHS services and pushing patients towards a private sector which is making a lot of cash out of it. Nothing on offer from the government in the way of a solution, of course.

The right way

The Tories are going for popularity if they take over. They’ll scrap the Tourist Tax, restoring VAT-free shopping for visitors to put £4 billion into the economy that won’t be fed to the benefits voters.
● Reform UK would do something similar; stop Burnbum’s Labour mayors from imposing an overnight stay holiday tax to ruin the life of the customers.

If only

What would be a great, idea-provoking birthday present for President $thump? A copy of Allah’s Thunder by Henry T. Smith; maybe in a talking book version rather than my lulu.com paperback. Written in 1988, when Iran was being a lethal nuisance, it is about what the architect of the plan considered to be the greatest ever engineering project of all time!