Yeah, right

Are Gen Zers; 18-29-year-olds [which isn’t actually a generation, Ed.]; nutters or wind-up merchants? One or the other if 20% of them are saying they believe that babies born now could live to be 150 years old. If the A.Is let them?

Another government fantasy

The head of the National Association of Probation Officials has warned that the government’s assurances that releasing thousands of criminals from gaol early won’t put the general public in danger is all lies.
    The probation service can’t cope with the existing workload and piling on more and more is lunacy.

Out of the loop

The Injustice Sec., A Norris, is a victim of information non-disclosure. He was made to look a chump by not knowing how many of the first 700 Burnbum criminal votes candidates released from gaol last week will get a tag.
    Or when. Or even if.

Goes around

The Thames Valley Police force has ended up in the same box as Prince Andrew – accused of misconduct but all the particulars are carefully hidden from view. Not that this will bovver them, of course.

Empty words

“Britain’s most trusted network”, the voice on the advert sez. Impressed? I’m not. I have no evidence on which to make an assessment; and a confirmed sceptic.

Too nasty

Israel has banned Mr. Alias of the green grotters from going to the country or its occupations over his party conference’s blatant anti-Semitism. Not that he’s ever likely to go there. Especially if he’s not an MP.
● If the grotters are progressive, three cheers for antigressive.

Wot can we come up with?

It’s amazing what can be strapped on to an event like the failed hijacking of a Flydubai plane en route for Tel Aviv. The criminal co-pilot is now another bin Laden, who was planning to take out a skyscraper near Israel’s military HQ rather than crash on to the HQ itself. Maybe.
    It’s out of the same box as the ‘attack’ on RAF Fairford.