Mobile market

Drug dealers are facing competition for loose cash from gangs flogging unlicenced fat-jabs. Secret labs are brewing up the drugs and packaging them. An oufit called the MRHA is on the job of tracking them down.

The verdict

Jonah Burnbum wants to get rid of inequality. Alas, he wants to do it by making everyone else poor by transferring all their wealth to his gang.
● Whom will envious socialists envy if the rich emigrate and who will pay for Labour’s benefits clients if the rich take their money with them?

Grab the lot

Is was rather apt of President Ne10yahoo to reveal when in the Occupied Territories on the banks of the River Jordan that he’s on the way to doing the same in Gaza.
    Israel occupies 60% of that bit of Palestinian territory now. The next step is 70%. On the way to 100%, no doubt, and buffer zones in the best bits of Gaza as more Israeli settlements.

Definitions, definitions

Israel is to observe its cease fire with Lebanon as long as no one notices it continuing to blast and bomb the FK out of the south of the country.

Politician only privilege?

Bier Smarmer is never slow to seek attention by commenting about things that are nothing to do with him, his job or the UK. So how come he gets bent out of shape when Marsman Musk dares to show lack of appreciation of the coppers who handcuffed a dying student on a false rachelism charge.

Shame, Jonah

Reform UK’s latest Makerfield booting for the mascara-mushed mayor of Greater Manchester is about his grooming gang record. Jonah has been involved in a conspiracy of silence and institutional avoidance of the whole ishue, Reform reckons.
    Worse, he has turned away from the victims, according to the former DC and whistle-blower, Maggie Oliver.

U turn if you want to

Labour has done a bunk on its manifesto pledge to give teenagers the full minimum wage, even if they’re not worth it. It has been pushed back to 2030 at the earliest, which is outwith the span of the current Parliament. Dodgy, or what!