Thursday, 13 August 2026

Well deserved

NHS England is getting a good booting for continuing to drag its feet over excluding men from female spaces. An attempt to shift the blame onto the Cabinet Office (rather than global warming?) resulted in another boot up the bum for NHS E.

Monster lie!

The Taxpayers’ Alliance has calculated that the UK’s real National Debt is £12 TRILLION, not £3 TRILLION. The government is trying to ignore liabilities such as unfunded state and public sector pensions, PFI contracts and the cost of tidying up nuclear sites. Which makes a HUGE difference.
● Will the current Chancellor’s October budget get us up to £13 TRILLION if Jonah Burnbum is okay with discarding the current fiscal rules?

Lotz less for lotz more

A cleaning lady found a Mars bar dating back to 1991 when on a job . It is 62.5% bigger than the current Mars bar, which costs 520% more than 30 years ago.

Sieve Agency?

The leader of Reform UK and his deputy are suing the Notional Crime Agency, the UK’s alleged FBI equivalent, over leaks of their financial affairs. The Reformers are after damages and the names of those to whom NCA minjions passed information.
    There is an NCA internal investigation ongoing into the leaks but the Reformers feel that it has progressed to stalling and is now heading for cover-up country.

Great alibi!

“You can’t pour from an empty cup,” an apologist offered for the reason why our Pretender Fantasist with nothing to offer shot off on holiday after just a couple of weeks in the job.

Loner + phone culture

People in Britain now have fewer friends than they did in the Good Old Days of yore. Obsessive gawping at anti-social meeja is getting the blame.

Diversity Rulz 4 All

If a white phone thief suffered the extreme misfortune of being busted in London and he told the copper that he identifies as black, would he be allowed to get away with it under the Met’s DIE agenda?