Champion chump

Self-exiled race car driver Louis Sam Milton is getting a booting for being historically ignorant. He thinks the British Empire and other Europeons are still running Africa, and he doesn’t know that the Chinese are buying the place up now.

Wot it’s really about

Talking about conspiracy theories, there’s another one to the effect hat the Untied States, not Israel, is in charge of the current Middle East war.
    It was America, not Mossad, that did the tracking of the Iranian leadership and decided when the attacks would begin. And it’s all about depriving China of Iranian oil and influence in the area.

Like it should be

“The following program may contain outdated attitudes which are infinitely superior to the woke garbage on offer today. And it may be discriminatory against grovelling scumbags”.
    If only.

More cash down the drain

An overdue look at how student loans are handed out has found that they can go to ‘students’ who have no A-Levels, no hope of getting a degree and no hope of replaying the loan.

Them aliens at it?

“We apologize for the loss of your adverts”, the Legend channel kept telling us last night. “Normal service will resume shortly”.
    As this happened during an episode of The Invaders, no doubt about where the blame could be parked.

Publicity for tripe

The BierBC is getting a booting from the chief medical officer for England. He reckons Radio 4 is now just a club for attention-seeking quack academics with a dodgy conspiracy theory to sell.
    Trampling into the the province of anti-social meeja?

Bad to disastrous

Reform UK, rejoicing after receiving donations adding up to £18.5 million in 2025, is expecting to get rid of ‘the worst PM any of us has seen in our lifetimes’ after the May council elections. But will it be a favour to the nation to replace Bier with someone worse, like Labour’s fave Edstone Milipede?