Still out west

The Argos went up against the Rough Riders yesterday on a beautiful night. Crumbs! First play 61 yards straight through the Riders! 2 plays and a pick! Sack, punt by the RR. Returned for a TD! Add a FG at half-way through Q1 for 10-0.
    Close for the RR, pick by the Argos in the end zone! FG in Q2, 13-0. Close for the Riders, TD. Add a FG. Then a TD with 2 minutes to go, 13-17. Huge pass by Kelly then a TD as time ran out, 20-17.
    FG for the Argos in Q3. Up close, Kelly in for a TD, 30-17. Close for the RR, Charge! TD, 30-24. FG for the Argos in Q4. Back came the Riders to a TD, 33-31.
    Fumble by the RR, TD for T’ronno, 40-31. The RR lost a fumble recovery to a penalty, FG with 34 seconds left, 40-34. The end. Ain’t the CFL triffic!

The final curtain

Bier Smarmer did an ‘I quit’ speech containing 14 outright lies and evasions, and tried to pretend that 9 major ishues didn’t exist. No one surprised.

Political reality

Q: Why is a deadleg like Jonah Bandwagon being handed the keys to No. 10 just coz he wants them?
A: Because we’re in a period when the post of P.M is being handed to people who are just not up to the job.

The Royal Mail sez

According to the leaflet, 2nd Class mail is changing. It will be morer reliable and sustainable, and it will offer less at the same price. Sounds like the same sort of change as what we get from the Labour party!

Confidence lacking

The reason why Labour doesn’t go for the Queen of Somewhere as its leader is that the huge amount of pressure at the top is too bruising for a woman to handle.
    That’s the view of the current deputy leader, anyway, who freely admits that she couldn’t hack it.

Today’s Observation

Q: What happens when you’ve got to know the number of your credit card after having had several years to learn it, and also the expiry date; which is not until next year; and the secret 3-digit security code?
A: The bank sends you a new card with a different number, a new expiry date and a different 3-code.

Today’s Question

Q: Is Jonah Bandwagon trustworthy?
A: He promised, guaranteed, pledged to serve out his 5-year term as mayor of Manchester. Did that happen?