Robot Attack!

Rubbish local councils are upset because they are getting longer and increasingly aggressive complaints from their dissatisfied customers. A.I systems are getting the blame for weaponizing responses to bad service.

Nett Zero repair bills

The apologists for Angrier Robot are claiming it would be okay  to make her PM as the doors at 10 Downing Street open automatically when someone staggers toward them to avoid being damaged.

Bad Guys’ Support Group

New York is going as soft on crime as our wonderful government here with an attempt to let anyone out of gaol after 15 years. No matter how many people they killed?

Unwelcome replay

Mr. Alias and the grotters have been sussed. He’s just a younger version of Corbynstein’s Monster. Which means what? That Bier Smarmer will start telling us that Mr. Alias is his best mate, as he did with Corby?
p.s. The term gaslighting has been replaced by greenlighting.

One out, Lotz out

The latest Labour desperation ploy to keep our usually absent Prime Fantasist in place is a threat of a general election.
    Swithering MPs are being told that if they Bin Bier, they will be out of their seat, too.

More Thievin

Our wonderful government is carefully considering whether it can get away with binning the council parking ticket cap of £70 outside London. That’s fines for parking over the white lines or taking too long to make the crApp work.
    £160 is the starting point. £200 next year? Certainly more than a shoplifter or a criminal damager would have to pay.

Farage strikes back

A Reform UK government will build detention centres for illegal entrants who are about to be exported in areas which voted for the green grotters!
    Sounds fair to the rest of us.