Menace

People using an e-scooter are working at pace to set new world records for deaths and injuries on the roads, from which they are banned.

Better candidate for the job

Increasing numbers of people think we need to make the US Ambassador, W. Stephen, our Prime Minister.
    Unlike the present dimmock, he has a positive view of Britain and our achievements, and he thinks Betraying Brexit is a really terrible idea.

The war against motorists

20 mph speed limit zones have created a new world record of 5.6 million points on driving licences in 2025, many for very minor infractions.

Just what we need

The Home Office is buying bigger boats for the Border Farce cross-Channel taxi service. The new ones can import some 80 illegals at a time.
    No one surprised.

Not a hazard we’re warned about

What do you get if you put solar panels on a new-built £500K house? The roof on fire on a hot Bank Holiday Monday!

Foot dragging

Members of our wonderful Labour Cabinet have dragged out the Mandelsleaze investigation by going deaf suddenly.
    Investigators have had to go on and on at them to get hold of their Mandelsleaze Messages.

Another betrayal?

The current Health Sec. is on the spot. Last year’s daft set of recommendations from the commission investigating prostate cancer screening is now final and the verdict is ‘don’t do it’.
    There is outrage everywhere and it will land on the Health Sec. if he chooses to accept rather than bin the decision.