Another costa living crisis

Vet bills are now so enormous that the RSPCA is warning that pet hosts are relying on A.I crApps for advice when things go wrong and breaking the law by not getting help for an animal which is suffering.
    Not something the Mansion Cat needs to worry about, I hasten to add.

Stop, go

The pundits have been declaring that the Reform UK bubble has burst, hard luck, Nige. But now, they are telling us that J.B’s immigrant trawling and Angrier Rainer’s benefits for migrants campaign will revive Reform’s flagging fortunes.
    Oh, well.

Tech Stealth Tax

Use an Apple or Gooble crApp to buy something and you will be ripped off for 15%, 25% or 30% of the price, a campaign group seeking crApp fairness has found. The tech monsters have a strangle-hold on the firms creating crApps and they can get away with anything.

What’s slower than dead stop?

Bloody hell! Aren’t Virgin Media and Gooble’s internet stuff crap speedwise when the sun’s shining!

Week 5 already!

 Send the Argos to Calgary, where the Stampeders started with a major, and colleced a rouge from their kick off. TD for the Argos in reply, 7-8. A spectacular pick gave the ball to the Stamps in the 12th minute, on to a TD in Q2.
    A FG in reply from the Argos, 10-15. Another TD for the Stamps near the end of the half. The Argos had time to get inside the 10, walk-in TD by Kelly, +2, 18-22.
    A 73-yard TD for Jones to start Q3, 18-29. Another catch by Jones set up a TD pass by Adams, 18-36. Another TD for the Argos, 24-36. DPI in the Argo end zone, Charge! 24-44 with +2.
    Into Q4, TD for the Argos, no +2, 30-44. A TD for the Stamps in the 5th minute. An early pick stopped the Argos, nearly a sack but a TD pass delivered, 30-58. Another TD for the Argos, 36-58 final.

On the up?

Labour’s legal geniuses are working at pace to raise the age of criminal responsibility from 10 to 14. If they manage that, the next stop will have to be 16, which will be the voting age by then.
    After that, what? Abolish criminal responsibility entirely to buy even more votes?

Outcast

Thievin Reeves wasn’t at Bier Smarmer’s farewell party in the garden at No. 10 because the Bierites are now dumping the blame for his departure on her.
    Thievin, meanwhile, is trying to cosy up to J.B to keep her economy-wrecking spree going.