Put’n the Poisoner has ordered a revamp and sprucing up of his domain’s doomsday bunker in the Ural wilderness. If he gets bombed to bitz, the bunker will keep on shooting any available missles at the many enemies of Put’nstan.
Friday, 2 October 2026
Dietary shift
Fat jabs are having a bad effect on the sales of pork pies, one of the major manufacturers is finding. Those producing Cornish pasties and snacks are also having to restructure to tackle the challenge.
Blame the geek
Another tycoon is taking his mega-wealth out of the UK thanks to the eternal anti-vehicle policies of London’s deluded Sadgeek of a mayor.
The elderly departer is finding it impossible to get into and around the capital quickly. Jams and queues are the norm and he is organized and smart enough to have better places to be.
Bad as it can possibly get
And the award for the crappest sub-titles of ALL TIME goes to The Virtue Affair – S2, E11 of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. for the ludicrous attempt to do titles using sort-of English words for a count-down in French to the launch of a missle. It set a new and unbeatable record for abject and total failure.
The late party
Labour really is the party of ‘can’t be done’ if criminals released early from gaol so they can vote Labour won’t get a tag for five months.
Rate rise inevitable?
The Gov. of the Bank of England is warning that the government’s failure to get a grip on its overspending is driving the cost of a mortgage towards a rate of 6% or even more.
Is anyone who can do anything about it listening and preparing to make an effort?
Probably not.
Desperation move
Shock-horror! The Democraps in the Untied States are so desperate to take over Congress and stall President $thump that they are claiming they no longer want to defund all police forces, abolish prisons and ban Thanksgiving celebrations as colonialist.
Normal lunacy will be resumed after the mid-term elections in November.
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