Gone for good

The BierBC is actually binning a 52-year-old football preview Saturday TV show because viewers have decided it’s too woke to watch.
    Former viewers are accused of deserting the sinking ship in favour of anti-social meeja on the interweb.

Another Question

Q: What do you get when a Labour government sticks more red tape all over the rules for renting houses and flats?
A: People with a property portfolio sell up, finding somewhere to rent becomes harder and rental rates soar to pay for all the extra messing about.

More speculation

The Conservatives and Reform will have to bang heads together to avoid inflicting a coalition of chaos of all the other parties on us, say the doombuggers.
    But let us not forget that there’s a hell of a lot of stuff that will happen in the meantime before the next general election is due. And this is just speculation of the space-filling sort.

Question & Answer

Q: What do you get when a Labour government gives foreigners access to the medical data of half a million NHS customers? A decision which was approved by the Health Sec. and PM hopeful Wee Streeting.
A: The data is offered for sale by Chinese spivs.

All bets covered

Next month’s local elections could might maybe change the shape of Britisch pollytics, an academic guru reckons. Or not. So now we know.

Tough guy Farage

The Reform leader is going to make himself really unpopular with Labour’s benefits clients. They can go on strike, they can riot and he’ll still chop them down to size. If he gets to be PM, of course.

Same problem, different source

The mayor of Athens is having a similar problem to the previous one with invaders from abroad. Tourists are wrecking the joint and making life miserable for the residents.
    But how to cull the invaders? That is the problem.