The current Home Sec. has vowed to deport the non-gaoled leader of the Rochdale grooming gang. No one is at all optimistic that the looney Left will let her.
Friday, 17 July 2026
Shrinking mission
Further to the bloke who’s spent 3 decades walking and swimming round the world, there’s another bloke trying to visit every put in the UK. He started in 2022, he has done 10,000 pubs and he reckons there are 38,000 left to do.
● His task is aided by the pub closures forced by Labour’s assaults on the finances of the private sector!
Nothing changes
I’m currently reading a book of short stories written in the 2010s and they could have been written last week as far as the attitudes go. There are politicians blaming the shambles they’re creating on the previous government, and in crime-themed stories, there are woke coppers blundering around, harassing the innocent and getting away with it.
What do seasons matter?
The Met Office is trying to make us think the British Isles are melting but what do we get on the Legend Channel? A bionic rip-off of Scrooge’s Xmas conversion to a human bean.
Oh, well.
Options update
My correspondent decided that he had 3 options for his defunct toilet which didn’t involving hurling cash at a cowboy.
1. Separate the water tank from the base, add earth and plants, and create two garden features.
2. Dig two holes and bury the bits.
3. Tap the porcelain structures with a lump hammer to reduce them to disposable bitz and load them into the black bin over a period of weeks. Which sounded like a plan.
Logical impossibility
President $thump has described the Iranian leaders as scum. But they can’t be. Scum is found floating on the surface of something. But Iranian bad guys are in the deepest bunkers they can dig to prevent their explosive removal.
Direction verified
If the pundits are going on about a second by-election in Clacton after Mr. Farage wins the coming one, that’s a clear enuff sign that the finances stitch on Nigel is definitely going UP.
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