Mass ingratitude

The Burnhum Bump has turned out to be just a media delusion. The voters are not thrilled by a Labour party that swapped the deadleg Smarmer for another of the same ilk. No snap general election on offer and things can only get worser.

More questions

Are we really a nation in total denial about drug abuse? Or are there millions of people for whom the ishue is irrelevant because they don’t indulge in illegal drugs and the only time they think about the issue is when they read a rumbustious rant about it in a newspaper?

Not a Labour-vote winner!

More from the Tories that won’t get them the benefits vote! Those who haven’t contributed much; or nowt, to the national piggy banks will get a 30% reduction in Universal Credit and a payment card that won’t work for booze, ciggies and gambling. In legit shops, that is.

Today’s Questions

Is Charl E. Spencer trying to distract attention from his far from praiseworthy existence with a book about his long-dead sister? Or is he a masochist who revels in all the counterblasts he’s getting?

TV weirdness

That was an utterly bizarre Twix TV commercial shown during an episode of Murder, She Wrote yesterday. It featured a pair of singing (sort of) Jonah Burnbum puppets. That’s going to sell lotz and lotz. Not.

Two-faced, or what!

As the Budget draws ever closer and the financial news gets even worser, it becomes clearer that what will take the biggest battering will be the reputaion of J. Healey.
    He flounced out of the Defence Secretary job in a shower of indignation over Bier Smarmer’s refusal to be bovvered about the defence of the nation.
    Now, he looks like he’s going to grease up to Jonah Burnbum as Chancellor by endorsing the betrayal of our defence which got him so worked up rather recently.

Reality bite

A Labour peer who helped to inflict Jonah Burnbum on us is telling him to stop pretending that he can promote growth in every postcode as it just makes him look like an even bigger chump when his policies prevent it.
    Jonah needs to get real on the likes of welfare and stop using as an alibi, Margaret Thatcher creating prosperity that Labour can never hope to equal.