Crashing the Community

How to stop the Scots from drinking: put the rates on their pubs up by 567%, as happened to one in Glasgow, the Sunday Post told us. That’s not sustainable and the pub is expected to close.
    But will that stop people from drinking? Only in public. They can still do it at home after shop-lifting a couple of bottles of whisky from their local supermarket, knowing the police won’t get in their way.

Another Observation

Q: How can you tell that a picture of the Mandelsleaze in his underpants is a deep fake?
A: The pants are not on fire.

Thugs on the loose

The police in Scotland are getting a booting for ignoring the regular violent attacks on shopkeepers and their staff. The so-called justice system is also in the firing line for failing to treat attacks on the people running shops as seriously as they deserve.

Way off beam

A. Neil of the Daily Disaster needs to get out into real life. Bier Smarmer’s successor ‘could’ be worse? What garbage. ‘Will be infinitely worse and even more of a total disaster’. No question.

Not reassuring

Bier Smarmer is in real trouble if he has to get someone like Gordon F. Broon to tell the BierBC that Smarmer is a really great guy and the freebie-scoffing Bier is a man of integrity.
    Lest we forget, Mr. Broon was an even worse Chancellor than Thievin, who created the blueprint for her tax ‘n’ waste agenda. He’s also the bloke who was too busy trying to use the banks to buy votes for Labour in Scotland to regulate them, and they went bust on his watch after their bosses fell for the sub-prime mortgage scam in the US.

Back at you!

Crossword clue that will bug the hell out of trumPut’n:
    Q: Country bordering Canada (3)
    A: USA

Today’s observation

When confronted with a photo of Prince Andrew (fully clothed) larking about with a female person (also fully clothed), only a lying bastard would claim to find the picture disturbing rather than mildly interesting.
    Sadly, the worlds of polyticks and the meeja seem to be well stocked with them.