Smarmer sell-out

His idea of an EFU reset is £1 BILLION a year of our cash going to the EFU and nothing for us in return. Apart from more UseLEZ red tape.

Limp to the point of contempt

Surrey County Council is refusing to publish a damaging report on the domestic abuse which led to the death of a 10-year-old girl.
    The reason given is that revealing the failings of the council’s social workers could might maybe breach the killer father’s data protection rights.

Full circle

A green grotter council candidate in London; the daughter of the Queen Mother of Lagos; was running on a ticket including demands for trillions of slavery repayments from us.
    No danger of her family in Nigeria, which used to sell slaves, coughing up a few quid, though.

File under ‘T’ for Tragic

Further to the previous item on greenwashing, there is now severe competition for hogwash from greenwash.

Divine Disapproval!

Thunder & lightning outside as the leader of the SNP, on the lunchtime BierBC news, accuses Reform UK and Mr. Farage of being rachelist. No slur is ever inaccessible to the politically desperate.

All okay now

Smarmer calls to No. 10, trusted advisors to promote his leadership – Harridan Harperson and Gordon F. Broon, the man who helped Jonah Burnham to make the banks go bust in 2008.
    A nation emits a sigh of relief.

Wishes and reality

President Thump has been reduced to accepting conditions offered to Iran by Prsident O’Bummer in an attempt to get this war over in a week or soo and onto his list of conflicts ended by someone worth a Nobel Peace Prize.
    No one hopeful.