Thief’s paradise

Police budget cuts and early release of persistent criminals has sent the number of recorded crimes crashing through the notional 7 million ‘barrier’.
    The number is rather meaningless, though, because of the numbers of crimes not reported and not recorded by the cops.

The lights WILL go out

The Labour plan for wrecking the joint is going so well that the government is advising everyone to have at least 3 days’ emergency supplies stashed for a big shut-down of everything.
    The Defence and Security bods were accused of having shares in a wind-up radio manufacturer when one was included in the essentials list.

One toe on the line

The Energy Sec., Ms Fahncypants, has been bludgeoned into giving the Home Sec. a little support for her immigration plans, on which Labout has been slushily soft. Not any great achievement with the prime mayor diluting them furiously.

Money-go-round

Banks are going big on A.I and shedding human jobs by the thousands. Customers are advised to keep a stash of cash for when bad software or criminals make the system crash. Advice that burglars will take note of.

Get out of that!

Glasgow Life has taken mummies off display in Kelvingrove. Why? Coz they don’t have documented consent from the deceased or their exors to put the remains on show.
    Wokeosaurus, or what!
● Another museum in Glasgow, run by the same charity, has followed this sorry lead.

Labour’s economy wrecker

No surprise that trade unions are already abusing the powers granted to them by Angular Robot before they become law. The right to jackboot into a business even if it has no deal with a union, huge fines and endless quango red tape in prospect.

Action? Yeah, right!

The culture vulture secretary in Scotland is getting a booting for doing a Burnbum. She promised to get on with planning to restore Glasgow’s twice burnt-out School of Art building. But she seems to have kicked the can down the road, Jonah-style.
● The speed with which the French got the wreck of Notre Dame cathedral fixed up is being used to underline the useless-ness of the Scottish government.