Banjo Saturday

The RoughRiders went to Winnipeg. Collards pass bounced for an RB pick; fumble to the Bombers. All defence to Q2. Bomb pass from Collards, on to a TD. The BB were double sacked to a FG in Q2, 0-10. FG for the RR to close the half at 3-10.
    The BB sacked to a FG in Q3. The BB forced a fumble to stop the RR. Collards picked off! Just a FG from it, 6-13. One for the BB to start Q4.
    A pick by the BB with 7 minutes to go. Nowt from it. A FG with 2 minutes to go, 6-19. And that was it.

Super Saturday 1

Boot! to the Ottawa end zone for a rouge when the Argos kicked off at home. A sack stopped the RedBlacks. Lots of defence. Big pass play in Q2 by the Argos, picked in the RB end zone! A FG for the Argos, 0-4. Close by the RB, Charge! for a TD, leaving time for a FG by the Argos and 7-all.
    The Argos kicked a FG in Q3. Another TD by the RB, 14-10. Wide open receiver, TD Argos. FG for the RB and 17-all. A TD for the Argos a minute in to Q4, PAT missed, 17-23. Monster punt by the Argos, monster return to their red zone, FG only. 23-all after an RB FG. Overtime? No, the Argos got 1 second on the clock to kick a winning FG, 23-26 final, RB still winless.

Jealousy fit

Labour is in meltdown, kicking its little legs in the air over Reform UK getting 2 donations of 36 million quid from a pair of crypto-tycoons. No one is offering any crypto-cash to Labour.

Ongoing betrayal

The SAS is losing vital senior personnel as the government continues to allow lawyers to persecute serving and former troops for profit based on vexatious and fraudulent claims by foreigners.

The true cost of Labour

The government is on target to boost the food inflation rate from 1.3% in July of this year to over 6% in 2027.

Political scam paused

Threats of legal action have forced Angrier Robot to back off from messing about with the system of local councils. Cancelling local elections was also on the cards; but no more.
    Even Labour MPs are angry about the time and money wasted on the scam, which will make decision-making even more dreadful and even more arbitrary.

Character assessment

What’s J.B good for? 1. Waffle. 2. Pass the parcel. There is no number 3.
What’s his idea of multitasking? Giving several jobs to other people and taking the credit for any that are a success.