File under ‘D’ for Dumox

Here at home, J.B is being forced to bin the plan to bin jury trials promoted by our Injustice Sec., Dippy Dave.

File under ‘B’ for Blagging

The International Court of Injustice is eager to slap Britain with a huge bill as a penalty for our Industrial Revolution. Another bite from the world’s scroungers. 40 million million quid.
    If we had a government that’s on Britain’s side, it would demand 100 times that amount for civilizing the scroungers.
    Shame we don’t.

More leftie bile

The Wimbledon wild-card A. Fery, got to the semi-finals ’coz his family is worth millions. Nothing to do with his ability to whack a tennis ball about, then? Just the cash?

Who’s superior really?

No doubt the French are gnashing their little teef because the Canterbury Embroidery didn’t drop to bitz on England’s pot-holed roads and made it to the British Museum intact. Where it shows off the talents of the English nuns who made it, and reminds viewers that the French couldn’t manage this job.

A Modern Parable

A correspondent had a toilet replaced. What do you do with the non-working one? He thought he’d paid his local council £30 to take it away but a couple of days before that was due to happen, he got a phone call.
    It wasn’t the council doing the shifting, it was a cowboy sub-contractor who had decided he couldn’t be bothered. The ‘good’ news was that the council would do the job for its one-size-fits-all jobs rate of . . . £150!!!
    Well, the only possible answer to that is 2 words; the first begins with ‘f’ and the second if ‘off’. My correspondent is now considering his options.

Just a thought

How strange that it’s okay for Norwegians to celebrate a Viking heritage of murder, rape, looting and arson yet the British Empire, which civilized most of the world, is spat upon by the woke and the Left-wingers who hate everything British.

Today’s Observations

1. Is J.B a great pretender? Yes, he is. Apart from that bit about being ‘great’. He’s more of a snake-oil merchant than one of the greats.
2. Bier Smarmer and Labour weren’t elected by a landslide in 2024. They were elected by default as a result of Vote Reform, Get Labour.