Good boy’s alibi

Sinister forces decided that the Mandelsleaze had to be our US ambassodor as he could manipulate Mr. Thump. Bier was told to make it happen and, like a good boy, he did as he was told.
    Same with Oily, who went through the usual snivel service antics to get his orders done.

Sexism by women don’t count?

How very strange that the Fantasist of the Exchequer has been able to get away with a ban on art works by men in 11 Downing Street. No surprise, however, that the bill for a portrait of Thievin by a female artist went to the taxpayer.

Is this a joke?

The NHS Trust in Gateshead got a good booting for telling parents to get babies used to eating solids by feeding them biscuits, crisps and chocolate.
    Cue a deafening roar of disapproval from the anti-o’besity campaigners who want an end to the ultra-processed junk foods which teenagers scoff by the ton.

Aaaa-CHOO!!

Climate change is making the hay fever season start sooner and last longer, the experts reckon. The pollen-producing trees and plants are getting down to business one to two weeks earlier than during the 1990s.

Slight error of judgement

What’s the Smarmer escape route? Blame everything on the departed backroom boss McSweety! Bier was just being a good boy and doing what he was told when he made the Mandelsleaze our US Ambassodor.
    Just a small blunder, nowt to worry about, not a sacking offence. Same with all the B.S he’s fed to Parliament. Bier is just a lawyer and a mouthpiece, not a decision-maker.

Be warned!

Stand by for hosepipe bans. We had only about 0.001% of the average April rainfall and unfixed leaky pipes have left all the reservoirs half-full instead of topped up with early spring rain.

Endless procession

Another twat with a gat running riot at a do in the Untied States near President Thump. A bulletproof vest does its job for a Secret Service agent. Cue a shower of mealy-mouthed routine from the usual suspects, who feel they need to be noticed.