Sunday, 20 September 2026

Empty pledge

The Office for Notional Sadistics has calculated that Labour’s tax demands have killed off 226,000 jobs since 2024. No one surprised.

Ongoing scandal

Labour is working at pace to turn the country into a nation of benefits voters. This government has boosted the number of claimaints to over 4 million, a rise of 485,000.
    Even the minister in charge thinks the system for assessing claims is so slack that it is not fit for purpose. Not that anything will ever be done about it.

Saturday Two

Next, the winless RedBlacks in Calgary. Windy day, FG try by the RB missed. TD for the Stampeders. A drive into Q2 for the Stamps but stopped by a pick. The RB stopped in the red zone. Back to the red zone, on to a TD and 7-all.
    Long FG for the Stamps. Time enuff for an end zone bomb pass by Mitchell, 14-10. Less than a minute to go. Field goal range but a pass taken for a TD, 14-17.
    Close in Q3, the Stamps in for a TD, 14-24. One back for the RB, 21-24. Equal with a FG in Q4. One for the Stamps and the lead. TD for the RB! 31-27. Bomb pass to the RB end zone, 31-34. A pick of a pass that bounced of the RB receiver. FG, 31-37. DPI on the Stamps twice. At the CS 15, TD RB, 38-37, a bit of time left. 62-yard FG from Paredes, 38-40 final. Phew!

Close combat

Nice to see the Washington NFL team playing like Redskins rather than commies and making the Philadelphia quarterback live up to his name, Hurts! But the Eagles were no slouches and a home win by a couple of points is a win.
    Guten Morgen, yes. Japey Morgen, no.

Saturday One

The Edmonton Antlers visited T’ronno and the Argonauts. FG for the Ants to open the scoring. A bomb pass got the Argos close, on to a TD. Add a FG after 13 minutes, 3-10. Kelly picked in the EA end zone in Q2. Red zone, barge into the end zone by Fajardo, 10-all. A mad scamper by the QB then a TD pass! 10-17. FG for the Ants at the end of the half.
    Close for the Ants in Q3, FG. Huge pass play by the Argos, then a pick in the EA end zone. Bad snap, fumble, shambles, TD for the Argos. Groan! 16-24. The Ants inside the TA 5, pick in the end zone. A FG in Q4, 19-24. FG again, missed. Time running out. Red zone. Pick in the TA end zone. The end.

Hang on a minute

When Labour starts to rant about unfair donor influence on other political parties, let us not forget that Labour is bought and paid for by the trade unions, especially the public sector ones, and one of its rantiest ranters is a failed tax dodger.

On their bikes?

The Scottish and Welsh Nationalists, and Ulster’s IRA apologists, are uniting to end the United Kingdom so that they can be independent states. The master plan is to join the EFU and sponge off it instead of English taxpayers. Hooray!!