A man of his word; not

Burnbum? Isn’t he the bloke who guarandamnteed he’s serve his full term as mayor of Greater Manchester?

Singular characteristic

Research has found that Jonah B. is noted only for snaffling the credit for jobs well done by others. Nothing else.
● Will it be Lord Smarmer of Dithering when he’s binned by Jonah in recognition of his record for U-turns?

Good point

Is it a national humiliation to come last in the Eurovision Song Contest with a rubbish entry?
    On the scale of humiliation created by a useless Labour government, it doesn’t even twitch the dial.

Elastic features

The Greater Manchester mayor is known as gurner Burnbum because of his habit of pulling faces when someone else is talking in a debate or meeting to distract attention from his inability to offer a counter-argument based on facts and figures.
    He’s not a data kind of guy.

Another interesting fact

The Met has tried to pin the Grenfell Tower fire on 15,000 people and 700 organizations. No word is on offer about how many millions were blown in getting these numbers down to 57 and 20.
    No doubt the CPS will spend more millions and another decade working out if any of them can be put in a dock.
● Does that 57 include the bloke with the dodgy fridge that set the building on fire?

No end to the delays

Labour has an interesting strategy for the Mandelsleaze dossier, which has grown to a positively insane 6,000 pages via a diligent make-work campaign.
    When the monstrosity is close to completion, a small stack of new stuff turns up and it has to be integrated into the whole.
    And printing 655 copies to give MPs one each will take months to organize.

Well, yes

If Jonah B. does get to be our Prime Fantasist, there will never have to be a vote on which was the most clueless of all. The stuff coming out about his views and his catastrophic past in office will make sure of that!
● H2S, the cost-overloaded and unwanted rail link, it has been revealed, was all his fault.