Is it true that the money markets that handle its debt merely suspect that we have another tax ‘n’ waste government? Or have they spotted that it is just that?
Monday, 21 September 2026
Total waste of time
Why is a committee of MPs investigating why our country is always swindled into last place in the Eurovision Song Contest? Is this yet another attempt by this government to distract our attention from the mess Jonah and his crew are making?
Today’s Question
If Jaw Jo’money pays some actor to do an advert claiming Jaw’s stuff is dead great, why would we be convinced? Unless we’re just the muggiest of punters.
Petty and pointless
The building trade is complaining about councils wasting millions of pounds by insisting that new-build houses have a cosmetic plastic chimney even if they have no fireplaces.
Preserving visual continuity with existing streets is the excuse.
Brilliant gadget
There is now a toaster that cooks its contents according to the colour of the bread in it rather than the time of residence. Costs a mere £350.
D.I.E lives on
Northampton University is requiring white freshers to apologize for their whiteness and for oppressing ethnics of other shades.
Size ain’t everything
Africa is lobbying for the abolition of the Mercator map of the world as it exaggerates the size of countries in the northern hemisphere.
In reality, as the people keen to sell new maps of the world want us to know, Africa is bigger than the US, China, India, Japan, Mexico and most of Europe put together.
But if this move is supposed to reshape how regions are perceived politically and economically, it will lead to the obvious questions of why everything wasn’t invented in Africa and why Africa doesn’t rule the world.
Sheer lack of ambition?
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