Cute Question

Q: Will A.I be able to unblock a toilet?
A: The crap that A.I produces isn’t solids and therefore not toilet-blocking, and it would also eliminate the problem by making toilet-blocking humans irrelevant and unemployable.

More asinine law

Scotland has managed to elect as an MSP, a Tamil student who isn’t a British citizen. His visa will expire at the end of the year and he should be deported. But will that happen? Joke!
● The bloke makes no secret of hating white people even though they constitute 97% of his electorate.

Dead spot

Iran has put the kybosh on Dubai, former playground of the well-off. Hotels are expecting their occupancy rates to slump to 10% in July as tourists pick alternatives well away from Iranian missles and explosive drones.
● Things are as bad as when the Chinese Plague was rampant.

The Doctor’s advice

My advice to overweight drinkers is to give the cash you spend on booze to me. That way, you will feel virtuous as well as become slimmer.

Everywhere is loved

Jonah Burnbum is passionate about Makerfield; and also the 28 other constituencies where he tried to get the squatting Labour stooge to stand down in his favour.
    Can that be spun as a qualification for being England’s Prime Fantasist, loving every part of it?

Sunset?

Is Angrier Robot a star in the wane with Nett Zero hope of ever being our Prime Fantasist?
    She was described as a destabilizing force in the Mandelsleaze Papers and she didn’t have a pal on the inside to get that sort of stuff redacted.

Erasing our history

The Bonkers of England is still determined to put animals on banknotes instead of noted humans from our glorious past.
    Thus if you find a hedgehog on your fivers next year, that’s what it’s all about.