Monday, 10 August 2026

Not sold

If we are in a Scorchio! heat wave, how come the residents of The Mansion (excepting the cat) are happy to tuck into solid rice pudding containing sultanas and summer fruits and irrigated with Baileys as the dessert course at dinner?

The Jonah Effect

Forecasts of business prospects for the 3rd quarter of the year are not at all cheerful. Looks like our Pretender Fantasist’s curse is continuing its rampage and Labour’s crusade against the economy continues at pace.

No B.S accepted!

The current Chancer of the Exchequer has been put in his place from the get-go. When he claimed that he won’t let the supermarkets take customers for a ride, he was reminded forcibly that Labour thinks taking for a ride is its prerogative and that’s why his lot shove taxes on everything they can think of.

Limited supply?

We seem to be back to our ration of one yellow butterfly flitting around in the back garden, checking up on things. The second one that was spotted a while ago must have been a neighbour’s ration checking out the local prospects and finding us wanting.

Today’s Question

Is it true that our current Foreign Sec. is known in the USA as Edstone Microwatt in recognition of the failures of his Nett Zero and energy supply scams?

Tech failure

The EFU’s biometric kiosks at borders are unable to read the fingerprints of oldies as their skin has been worn too smooth to provide sufficient contrast. A really good argument for not going abroad now and being left hanging about for hours and hours, waiting for the job to be done manually.

Today’s Observation

How do you know that you are leading a totally virtuous life? When you see the words ‘celebrity blogger’ in a newspaper article and the name that follows means nothing to you, then you are definitely getting it right.