An essay in uselessness

What do you get if the SNP commissions two new ferries? One still not completed after 8 years and having a totally pointless LNG power plant installed on fiddled Nett Zero grounds.
    The other is in service but its Liquefied Natural Gas system doesn’t work. The original budget was £97 million for the two but the cost of the fiasco is heading for £600 million.
● The LNG has to be imported at Kent (from half-way round the world?) and driven on the road system to Scotland. Which makes a nonsense of all the Nett Zero B.S.

Wot a lot!

They certainly crammed a lot of episodes into the ancient TV series called The Vise (by someone who didn’t know how to spell vice?). I’ve just noticed that an episode from series 2 was number 52!!
    And worth watching, too.

Nothing startling

Despite all the hype, the Sun keeps vanishing behind clouds and the wind machine is making the apple trees dance. It’s comfortably warm rather than melting in the areas that aren’t about to give the Met Office new, improved world records.

Andy Ate Mon Esperance

Jonah Bandwagon has delivered change already, one of our meeja favourites has noticed. J.B has swapped the black T-shirt he’s been wearing for, like, forever for a white polo shirt. Which shows off his moobs and his bulging belly. Fat cat!

And a bit more

We’re also being advised to have torches and batteries and a pocket phone and spare batteries for it at the ready in case the heat causes power cuts by overheating sensitive (Chinese?) equipment. Auto-activation of the kill-switch?

Anti-Britischness on steroids

Oxford City Council (Triv-Dem) is trying to get showing a Union Flag or St. George’s Cross flag near a road, or putting either flag on a lamp post, made a criminal offence worth a stonking fine and 2 years in gaol as the penalty.

More water off the duck’s back

The BierBC’s bias against Reform UK is so blatant that it was  prepared to coach immigrants to attack Reform in a Question Time programme about the ishue.
    This edition of QT is now high on the list of most complained about BierBC broadcasts. Not that the BierBC is bovvered.