New tariff

Any family which failed to blow at least £57 on Easter treats has let the side down. That’s the conclusion of a survey by a buy now, pay later company.

Change, not always for the better

How can the green grotters wreck their image further? How about by claiming the destruction of ambulances run by a Jewish charity was an inside job as a spot of routine anti-Semitism?
    Are the grotters now all about Islam and anti-Semitism rather than the enviromint coz there’s more money in it?

See a good idea . . .

Germany and other EFU countries are looking at exporting their unwanted migrants to ‘return hubs’ in darkest Africa as a way of getting shot of them.
    Echoes of the Conservatives’ Rwanda plan, which Labour binned at huge cost to the nation to punish their British enemies.

Latest scare

If you don’t run for buses and/or you don’t rush up staircases, you could maybe might be at greater risk from dementia.

Even more damage

The latest fall-out from the Smarmer Chagos Betrayal involves the EFU. Putting Mauritius in charge of the islands will let the EFU’s fishing fleets plunder already depleted fish stocks miles from observation.

File under ‘B’ for Boneheaded

The BierBC is getting another booting for cutting the tiny team that handles British events and anniversaries such as royal and military occasions. But throwing bodies at the likes of Glastonbury’s festival will go on. Coz they’re big money-makers and they can have an anti-British theme?

Labour bonanza

Double the rate of inflation for those on benefits, £3,300 for MPs to help with their costa living crisis, more attendance pay for members of the House of Frauds, the 2-child benefit cap scratched.
    When it comes to cash for buying votes, there’s never a costa crisis for Thievin in Labour’s Two Tier society.