How Labour cheats

Q: How does a Labour government get to a set of rules that are overwhelmingly to the advantage of migrants?
A: By doing a pretend consultation in which an overwhelming majority of the respondents were migrants, not the people who will be paying for the scam.

’Uman rights law ignored

Labour is also getting appropriate mockery for trying to force into law, a Bill that would make it a criminal offence not to believe that someone who identifies as a cat is actually feline rather than human.

Get off yer knees, Jonah!

Our prime fantasist is finding that he will have to deliver a whole series of apologies for slavery according to who gets one.
    One for countries like Nigeria, which made a bomb out of selling its citizens as slaves. Another to each of the many countries around the world, e.g. China, which are still doing slavery. And on and on.
    But what about an apology for being a two-faced git to the nation that spent more on ending the slave trade than any profits made from it? No bloody chance!

An appropriate professional standard

Oxford University is attracting more mockery over its policy of inclusion. Why? Because it sees nothing wrong with a bearded tit-fetishist bloke giving biochemistry lessons wearing a pair of ginormous false chest balloons under a skimpy frock!

Early start

Just as Bonfire Night started in the middle of October; well, as far as the fireworks are concerned; Christmas is upon us now. We are invited to belive that 10% of those planning to have an Xmas tree will have it in place this week.

Maybe, or not

Are we in for an ‘early’ general election? Definitely, say some pundits, as a consequence of the useless budget. No way after the Chancellor ducked Benefits Binge reduction, say others.
    Well, that’s fortune-tellers for you, reading the same runes and giving opposite guesses.

More hands in our pockets

What is the cost to the nation of our prime mayor’s latest crawl to the EFU? £450 million/year if Europeon students get subsidized courses at British universities.
● This is part of an under the counter scam to pay compenbluddysation to the EFU, which claims it was traumatized by Brexit and Jonah is stoopid enuff to believe this.