Collateral damage

800 Arabs killed in South Lebanon by the bombing campaign, 800,000 displaced northwards from blasted to bitz homes.

Bonkers of the total sort

The Bonkers of England is getting set to abandon pictures of worthy ancestors on banknotes. Animals are the coming thing. Cue the slow otter or the distressed newt next? This step in favour of wrong-headed wokery will avoid cats and dogs and other household pets to reduce arguments.

Even less lor an’ orda

Even Labour MPs are warning that the Smarmer obsession with making Islamophobia (or whatever) a hanging offence will have an adverse effect on policing. That it will divert coppers even more from doing their job of tackling crime in favour of more non-crime, non-event BS.

When in doubt, cheat

What’s a good way to bypass Parliament? Get a People’s Panel to do the government’s bogus public consultation. That’s a gang of stooges picked by . . . the government. Surprise everywhere when they deliver exactly what the government told them to!

On the agenda?

Why is Bier Smarmer so eater to push a compulsory digital I.D for everyone? One reason is that it will make it easier for people to claim benfits; an obvious attempt to buy support for Labour with other people’s money. The system could also be used to demand personal information backed by a threat to cancel the I.D if the data is not forthcoming.

Rip definitely ‘in the direction of off’

Petrol locally 143.9p per litre, diesel 161.9p. Neck-breakingly quick to go up, snail on tranquillizers to go down.

Stay put, it makes sense

The prudent will be taking a staycastion this year, some experts are predicting. They will be ripped off by the cost of fuel to get to somewhere else in the UK, but not to the extent that they would have been if they had chosen to fly abroad with jet fuel at crazy levels.    Our politicians, however, will not be affected by this as they have millions of mugs paying their travel-junket costs.