Some honesty by mistake?

A Burnbum spokes described his 10-year plan as ‘incredible’; i.e. something not to be believed. Figures. What else can you expect from the embodiment of the term ‘a zero with the rim rubbed off’? And a bloke who keeps saying “I wish to be honest” and then isn’t?

Making NEETs invisible

The plan on offer for getting NEETs into education from L. Powell, our wonderful education secretary, is to tell them they don’t need to do much of the hard stuff like maths and English if they go to college.
● The plan for NEETs on offer from A. Milburn, a sometime Labour health sec., has been costed at £6 BILLION/year. So that’s more borrowing and more rip-off interest for us to pay.

No plan? Do lotz of spin!

Our prime fantasist reckons he will have his 10-year plan published before Xmas. That’s if his gang of management consultants can get the job done.
    He himself is so clueless that he doesn’t have a 10-minute plan, never mind one for 10 years.
    And his indecision is driving the gang of Downing Street alibi merchants nutz!

Deliberate failure

An audit on what the government is doing about Asian grooming gangs has found that it’s nothing much due to feet dragging. The Smarmer gang accepted 20 recommendations from Baroness Carey 18 months ago and then proceeded to ignore them. The Moslem vote at stake?

Counterblast

Someone needs to tell the Legend TV channel that we have a ’uman bluddy right to discriminate and not just accept any old crap that we’re confronted with.

They just don’t get it

Is it arrogance or just stupidity that moved Labour politicians to pretend that they knew nothing about the criminal antics of the sex-obsessed entertainers with whom they consorted?
    Even with the papers full of the stuff their pals got up to over recent decades, we’re still being invited to accept that the politicos are uncontaminated. Fat chance.

How generous

The FBI has felt obliged to stick T. Markle in gaol to prevent him from hopping it on his remaining leg. Which should spare him having to pay care home fees.