Bogus asylum seekers from Afghanistan should be allowed to stay here, campaigners reckon, because the Talibandits are an evil and thuggish regime. Which means it would be inhuman to send the small boaters back where they came from.
Monday, 27 April 2026
Freedom from Scrutiny
Glasgow City Council has a cute excuse for ignoring Freedom of Information requests. It won’t give details of inspections of vape shops like the one which started the fire which destroyed a historic building on Union Street.
Why? Because it would be ‘unreasonable’ to do a manual review of thousands of Trading Standards records. Which suggests they’re filed on odd scraps of paper rather than a computer system as an evasion tactic.
Just another thought
If the green grotters don’t want right-wingers near them, maybe we could round them up, along with the rest of the UK’s looney lefties, and dump them on Greenland for President Thump to sort out.
Total ignorance!
The Cumbria Nature Festival organizers are having to tell people after tickets that it’s for wildlife enthusiasts, not nutty nudists. And everyone attending will have to keep their kit on.
Phut!
Is it a ‘bombshell’ if a poll predicts that Reform and the grotters will do well in next month’s council elections? Or is it just some journo getting hyped by what’s been on the cards for ages? Yawn.
From another world
What’s a great bit of lawyer-think? Putting a Beware Of The Dog sign on the front gate of a house means that you don’t have to pay compenbluddysation if the animal attacks a member of your staff inside the house.
Denial Disasters
The way he’s going, Bier Smarmer will end up in one of those collections books. The one I’m currently reading is called Hippo Eats Dwarf! by Alex Boese. It’s presented as the world’s greatest urban myths, fakes and hoaxes, along with some true stuff to keep the reader baffled.
Like ex-president Slick Willy Clinton, Bier will have his own long section in the chapter on Worst of the Worst in a similar book, which will be devoted to the most unbelievable excuses of all time.
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