Seen it all before

If London is Brussels then Manchester is Strasbourg. The EFU wastes enormous amounts of cash stroking the French ego and No. 10 North will end up doing the same just to stroke J.B’s ego. And all just so that Jonah can Shirk @ Home.

“Place your bets”

“Call me Tony” didn’t work for Mr. t.b. liar. “Call me Dave” resulted in derision for PM Cameron. How long will it be before people start groaning openly when Randy Burnbum keeps on doing his ‘ain’t I cute?’ act relentlessly?

Just deception

A Labour MP tried to blame the attack on the Berlin Pride event on Reform UK and the TV channel GB News, which conveniently ignores the fact that the attacker, although a German citizen, is from Lebanon and an Islamist terrorist whose religion sez it’s okay to attack Priders.

Bucking the trend

With the temperature in the nineties in a few places, people are not scoffing salads like they are supposed to, a survey of supermarkets has found. Sales of cottage pies, spag-bol and other comfort foods are up to let people recharge their batteries after a day of being baked.

The best till last?

The RoughRiders took on the Antlers in Edmonton. TD to start by the home team. One back by the Riders. The Riders were sacked to a stop. Red zone for the Ants, FG, 7-10 to start Q2.
    Close for the Riders, TD after 5 minutes. A 44-yard FG in the 13th minute got the Ants to 14-13.
    Defence to start Q3. Red zone for the Antlers, sack, FG, 14-16. The Ants lost a fumble recovery to too many men, Charge! Riders’ TD, 20-16. In Q4, the Ants reached the red zone, FG.  10 minutes left. Dive for the pylon, just short, TD Riders from the next play, +2, 28-19. The Ants to the 5, TD, 28-26. A sack stopped the Antlers, and the Riders were able to run out the clock for a win. A clean sweep by visiting teams this week.

Tell ’em anybluddything

Our Prime Fantasist is living up to his job title by claiming that the Labour plan to stop the boats is working. Meanwhile, illegals are scrambling to the Border Farce Channel taxi service in ever-increasing numbers in Burnbum Boats, as the mega-dinghies they are using now have been named.
● Claiming that the number of boats is down is a politician’s distraction on the verge of a lie if the boats in use now are three times bigger than they used to be.

Crazy cash

Jonah Burnbum’s Big Idea for tackling the out of control benefits system is to pay a new benefit to people who lose income by no longer qualifying for a benefit.