Jonah Burnbum is keen to subsidise students from the EFU with our cash as part of Labour’s campaign to Betray Brexit. He talks about strengthening ties with Brussels. Translation: giving the EFU more cash for nothing in return.
Saturday, 29 August 2026
File under ‘W’ for Weird
Three police farces in England have issued two ID cards to some of their coppers; male and female IDs; so that they can show the appropriate card for whatever gender they’re feeling on a particular day. ‘Concerning and absurd’ is the view of people with working brain cells; something which the senior coppers issuing the twin IDs clearly lack.
Grey Skies
Life under a Labour government is now so grim that 14% of the population have been on prescriptions for antidepressants for the last 12 months.
Lots of action
No more Thursday games, the Alouettes in Winnipeg on Friday. Close for the Blue Bombers, Charge! to a TD. One for the Als after 11 minutes. Charge! from the MA 1 to start Q2, 7-14.
The Als to the BB 10, equalizing TD. Back on top for the Bombers. Then a FG, 14-24. Alexander found a receiver, who ducked out of a tackle, on to the end zone, 21-24. Collards made a pass to the MA 1, dropped, grabbed by the Als! An Al punt blocked, Charge! for a TD, 21-31.
Alexander sacked and dinged in Q3, the BB grabbed the ball at the second chance. FG halfway through, 21-34. The BB drove into Q3, FG, 21-37. Another TD with 5 minutes to go, 21-44. The one-loss Als heading for 2. An Al TD with 2 minutes left. 28-44, final after the Als went out on downs in the last minute.
The real blameholders
The main reason for the rise in the energy price cap is the international price of gas.
Translation: Labour’s refusal to exploit offshore gas resources is to blame but we’re not allowed to notice this example of the bleedin’ obvious.
Off-Piste Pain
There was a moan in the paper about the council tax on a Band D house in Wandsworth being less than that for a Band A house Up North. But no mention of how the now ousted Labour lot kept the council tax low by digging a ginormous Brown Hole of debt.
Obvious explanation
If you haven’t been getting as much rain as the Met Office’s storm warnings have been threatening you with, have patience.
Weather Control has been saving it up to give you a good soaking on Bank Holiday Monday.
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