Friday, 28 August 2026

Evil Axis Exercises

China is helping hackers from other enemy countries to get practice in closing down electricity and water supplies in Western countries. Small ones to start, bigger later?

The Golden Pince Nez

There was Sherlock Holmes investigating a case with an invalid professor on the Legend channel. Invalid? Not valid? That’s something that goes through your mind now. And gosh! The professor was anything but valid!

File under ‘A’ for Abuse

The Home Office is useless. This has been confirmed yet again by the revelation that a door which should have been closed in 2021 is still open. 215,000 EFU-source migrants have come to the UK coz the Home Office is still accepting ‘late applications’ for the scam.

Another Brown Hole

Shirk @ Homers employed by HMRC are not only excused travelling costs, they also have heating bills paid by the taxpayer. More millions wasted if the rest of the snivel service is included in the S@H count.

Scrapegoated


Dippy Dave Lammy is getting the blame for putting our Prime Fantasist in touch with the phone scammer who was pretending to be President $thump’s top aide. No one surprised.

Tainted trophy

Some anti-England mug had paid £2.5 million for the ball used by the Argie football cheat D. Maradona to swindle England out of the 1986 World Cup.

The Jonah Effect

The o’sexuals will be back parading on the streets of Manchester this weekend. The firm that organized them went bust under the previous deadleg of a mayor.