Symptom of the times

Is it odd if scammers try to persuade unqualified members of Reform UK to take illegal foreign donations on behalf of the party, then the police go after Reform and ignore the scammers completely? Or is it just routine political bias under a Labour government?

Striking back

The scroungers from Jamaica have inspired the exploited people of Britain to come up with their own reparations list. Starting with £50 trillion from the Romans, £30 trillion from the Frogs for 1066 and all that, and at least £100 trillion from the Vikings.
    Add on the Benefits of our Civilization trillions owed to us by various bits of the rest of the world and we can all afford to retire to a life of luxury.
    Until the A.I bots write us off, of course.
    Alternatively, £30 trillion more from the Vikings as that was what the invaders from Normandy were, not yer actual Frogs, no way, they will tell you.

Cod philosophy

Take a dope and insert some amin, and what do you get? Some idiot with a brain gassed up on dopamine thinking he/she has more knees than all the bees on the planet.

The real world intrudes

President $thump is totally unbothered about the Burnbum and Milipede sanctions on Israeli thugs and killers in the West Bank occupation zone. Could this be because he knows the gesture will turn out to be meaningless in practice?
    And it’s just an attempt to stop Labour voters defecting to the grotters when the bye-election replaces Bier Smarmer next month?

Turf invasion

A trade union boss is accusing the boss of the Bank of England of rank hippocrisy because he demanded wage restraint whilst hurling huge pay rises and bonuses to BoE staff.
    Lest we forget, rank hippocrisy is traditionally the exclusive domain of trade union bosses and they do not appreciate infiltrators.

Good news!

We won’t have to put up with stroppy foreign dicktaters much longer. A doomster reckons that American A.I systems will become so powerful and out of control that they will be able to kill off all us humans in a decade or so.

Brilliant subtitles!

A green shot rose. What?? Oh, Green Chartreuse. And Sergeant Lucas didn’t get the ‘s’ at the end of his name in an episode of Maigret.
    More subs done on the cheap for the episode about The Cactus, which was used as a signal. ‘Clear the door’. Should that have been ‘close’?