Hopeless hippocrites

Trivial honcho Eddie Gravy lectured a couple of dozen people in the Commons on ‘past blindness’ whilst having a go at Prince Andrew. Wot about his past blindness about the Horizon Horror when he was the Post Office Minister?
    And what about all the praise he heaped on trade envoy Andrew Mwah back in 2011? That was nothing to do with him, of course, he was just reading someone else’s words.
    And wot about one of his Trivial MPs trying to blame global warming on the hapless Andrew?

Dead either way

Put’nstan’s officers are resorting to torture and murder to force troops to undertake suicide missions. Such is the success rate of Ukraine’s drone operators and the enemy’s lack of tanks and other armoured vehicles.

No problem

Has trumPut’n boxed himself in by declaring his objective for Iran is regime change? Nah. He’ll just do what he always does and switch his attention elsewhere if a quick booting looks like dragging on for weeks and exceeds his attention span.
    This is seen as the likeliest outcome as the ‘Keep Ne10yahoo out of court’ campaign extends the war into Lebanon against Iraq’s Hezbolla allies.

Wrong speaker

It wasn’t the Lords Speaker who told the Met that Lord Petey was about to zoom off to the British Virgin Islands, it was the junketeer Commons Speaker, off junketing there, who gave the Met the tip-off.
    There are now grave doubts about whether the accused can be given a fair trial after the endless drip feeds of groundless sleaze about him.

Mr. Going through the motions

How good a lawyer is Bier Smarmer? That he ain’t much of a one is confirmed by his going along with removing Prince Andrew from the line of succession before he’s been tried and convicted of anything.
    And if what looks like a bad apple has been removed from the Royal barrel, there’s no risk to the contents whatever happens to Andrew Mwah.

More Golden Future tales

The attack on Iran has encouraged the view that the Democraps will win big in this year’s elections for places and take control of the US Congress. But that’s not until November, which lets the doombuggers speculate about how much of the world will still be intact then America puts the brakes on trumPut’n.

An observant lady noted that the Transport Sec. claimed that when she was doorstepping for the July 2024 general election, kids were answering the door in a scarf and hat because their parents couldn’t afford to put the central heating on in summer.
    So much for credibility in polytics.