Even more of our cash down the drain

Another Labour Betrayal – After buying out the Chinese presence here for billions, no more manufacture of virgin steel as part of the Milipede Nett Zero scam. Just recycling scrap using electric arc furnaces. Virgin steel from China in future.

Be warned

Customers are advised to stock up on HotX buns as this government is liable to ban them before next Easter as part of its faux blasphemy strategy.

Rare Event!

Labour’s 37th U-turn has turned out to be a Good Thing. The plan to force creative people to have to opt out of having their copyrights stolen by Big Tech A.I companies has been binned.
    Of course, Smarmer’s Army doesn’t have a plan for the A.I problem, but more booting could, maybe night get to paid-for licences that Big Tech has to buy.

New week, new price

Esso wants 149.9p/litre for petrol and 173.9p/litre for diesel today, up 2p/litre for both of them compared to yesterday.
    Still no sign of the fast clean & cheap power for the electric vehicle chargers; a claim that is full of lies. It won’t be clean if the electricity is generated using Chinese kit made by hi-carbon processes, and it deferably WILL NOT be cheap with a Labour government swindling us.

Sounds fair

Another snap poll related to that bill for £50 trillion which we should dump on Nigeria in response to their president’s demand for 5 trillion quid as reparations from us gave the following result:
    Our demand should be positioned as just a first installment of what they owe us for receiving the benefits of our civilization, with the same to follow if their demands for cash from us don’t stop.

Not sold

Snap poll: No one thinks the Daily Disaster’s ‘astonishing’ and ‘extraordinary’ picture of Prince Andrew and Petey (in bath robes) having coffee with the dead Epstein is either of these things.

A lot of it about

The A-Team are really good at blasting off thousands of rounds of ammo at bad guys without hitting any of them. Looks like Dempsey & Makepeace are out of the same box.
    Still, it makes the episode a bit longer than 10 minutes if they can’t shoot straight.