It would appear that Jonah Burnbum has thrust himself forward far enuff to encourage pundits to look at his record in detail and see all the disasters: patients dying of neglect at Stafford Hospital, vast over-ordering of swine flu vaccine, banks going bust, sending Greater Manchester Police into administration and the chief constable sacked, and all the rest.
The general conclusion is that he would be as Bad For Britain as Angular Rainer plus Edstone Milipede if he replaced Bier. All he has to offer is Snake Oil bottled by a genuine charlatan.
Feet On The Ground
Saturday, 16 May 2026
Lame duck parade
More fantasy
This King’s Speech at the opening of an new session of Parliament has been declared the most irrelevant ever uttered.
Just Bier Smarmer in desperate scramble mode. At pace.
Pandemic condition revival
The doombuggers are being extra gloomy these days with a Labour government disaster piled on wars with Ukraine and Iran. Good news for youngies who won’t work, however.
With 165,000 jobs predicted to go up in smoke, they won’t have to waste time pretending to be too anxious to work.
● The Rainer workers’ rights charter is seen as the biggest disincentive to recruitment.
No fly
Tourists hanging back over fears of flight cancellations are forcing airlines to cut prices to drum up holiday trade. The decline in business ranges from 10% to around 44% for some destinations.
Busy Day
The Polis of the Metrolopis will be charging around in armoured cars today with a Cup Final, a gathering of patriots and the usual gangs of Islamists out and about to contend with.
So that’s another £5 million of our money down the drain.
Some choice
Just what we need – The Deadleg in the North versus The Deadleg in the South in a battle to decide how the country is to be trashed.