Not convinced

If if’s hard to do, it’s worth doing, a Daily Disaster correspondent offered. Okay, how about the traditional impossibility of plaiting sawdust?

Today’s Question

Isn’t it time the Monster Raving Looney Party sued the green grotters for copyright theft? Or can it be argued that the GGs make the MRLs look quite sensible, really?

Wrong half

Why exactly should we be amazed that over half the population  believe in intelligent alien life?
    Which means that nearly half of us are weird enough to think that intelligent life in the whole universe exists only on The Earth; which is actually amazing.
    As in amazingly dumb.

Flop

The Israeli secret army, Mossad, is being lined up for the blame for the failure to achieve regime change in Iran. The bigwigs were taken out quickly but there was a failure to locate the lower levels of minions; the ones keeping the war going from 31 regional command centres. There was also a failure to locate all the places where missles and drones were stashed.

Don’t do it

Taking a homecation is being advised for British customers this summer. Unless they fancy paying huge prices for flights abroad; at the risk of sudden cancellation; thanks to soaring prices for depleted jet fuel stocks.
    And also if they fancy spending 4 hours in a queue being buggered about by the EFU’s new border rules, which are administered by inadequate numbers of staff, and the defective checking systems.

Low threshold

President Thump was claiming he had ended a 10th war after Israel agreed to have a 10-day cease-fire with the Hezbolikers in Lebanon. So if the shooting and mayhem starts again and there’s another short cease-fire, will that be the end of an 11th war, thanks to The Donald?

Daft lot

The political commentators managed to get outraged over memories of Bier Smarmer’s opening address containing a plege to cleanse and purify Britisch pollyticks.
    More fool them for believing anything from a Labour prime monster, has to be the response from sensible people.