How long can a Deadleg dangle?

A week is a long time in politics, the saying goes. For the Deadleg from the North, it’s proving more than enuff time to take the gloss off him.
    Like Bier Smarmer, he has no record of being good at any stage of his career. Is it an advantage for a politician to take over a postion of great responsibility with Nett Zero expectation that he will be any good at it? Probably not if the countdown to J.B’s departure has already started.

Today’s Observation

All Jonah Bandwagon has to offer really is not being Bier Smarmer. Which is something that everyone else on The Planet can offer too.

Unwelcome change

The government’s borrowing costs spiked in response to the Deadleg in the North threatening to become the Deadleg for Everywhere. Gilt rates went up another 0.1%, costing us even more billions.

Lethal contests

If you go to France, stay well away from the people playing petanque. It generates killing rage! An 81-year-old is currently under arrest for killing a rival by bashing him with a metal boule.

So much for popular wisdom

The experts have decided that mother doesn’t actually know best. A survey gave the shock result that 51% of the respondents thought they got better advice from dad.

It’s a racket

Our wonderful government is letting chancers from the USA, the EFU countries and places like Australia, Canada and New Zealand claim asylum here. With free taxpayer-funded housing and pocket money on offer.

The mess gets messier

The heat wave is encouraging the migrant merchants to send world record numbers of unwanted scroungers boating across the Channel. Labour, naturally, has no answer to this.
    Nor does it have an answer to illegals involved in the one in, one out, one back again scam with the French, which doesn’t seem to apply to the ones exported to France who sneak back here again, the Home Secretary had more or less admitted.