Petrol stations are having to rely on their own CCTV security systems to identify drivers who zoom off without paying. The police are not interested and 95% of the bad guys are safe from them.
Saturday, 30 May 2026
Clothears rides again!
“Our Health and Osiris correspondent . . .”
Sounds like an extremely interesting job. I wonder what the qualifications are?
Toxic trend
Influenzers are getting a booting for persuading people that running is cool and swamping the NHS with knee injuries as the mugs don’t realize they need to limber up first before they go on a serious run.
Oh, really?
The Pope has decided that A.I is a bad idea and a threat to the future of his customers.
But are the people making godzillions of bucks out of the industry likely to take any notice? Or the control freaks in China and Put’nstan?
The real ishue
What’s the Makerfield election all about really? The vanity of the stumblebums who are doing all the attention-seeking. Exactly the wrong people we want as MPs with the power to wreck our lives comprehensively.
Nothing blown up
President Thump has come up with a cute way to sideline the Strait of Hormuz ishue. He’s bullying Arab leaders over their relations with Israel knowing none of it will get him anywhere.
Rather unproductive effort
A think tank has concluded that prices shoot up after a crisis, such as the Iran war or a deadleg government disaster, and they just drift down a little bit over a period of years if at all. No one impressed by something that’s obvious to the rest of us.
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