Is it possible that the voters will go for Labour just to be perverse and make idiots out of the all-knowing pundits who have been forecasting a wipe-out in the local elections?
Monday, 4 May 2026
Dupes
Last year’s fires at Bier Smarmer’s properties and a car he once owned were started by foreign immigrant fantasists, their trial was told.
The three pyros were promised lotz of dosh by an alleged Put’stani secret agent on an app.
Surprise! No cash was forthcoming.
Today’s Question
Q: Do voters feel that something is not quite right?
A: Nope, they now feel that absolutely everything is totally and unfixably wrong.
Reality? Who needs it?
The reports of the McSweety interrogation by a Commons select committee chaired by Lady White Van Man paint him as small, blustering and as hippocritical as, well, Bier the Smarmer.
He claims to be someone who has barely heard of the Mandelsleaze. No wonder references to the Wonderful World of Oz were flying around in those reports.
Ain’t it the truth
Crossword clue: restores to zero
Answer: reset
Hang on, isn’t that what we’re getting out of the EFU after Bier’s reset, bloody zero?
No, no it’s worse than that. We have to give them loadsa dosh and get nothing in return – i.e. less than zero.
Today’s Inquisition
Q: What do you get if you buy toys containing Chinese coloured sand?
A: A bonus of toxic powdered asbestos.
Q: Where is the truth?
A: Out there in the wide world.
Q: Where are we?
A: Stuck indoors, listening to Labour’s lies.
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