Treachery

The government is being warned that its attempts to block oil and gas production to the north of the Scottish mainland will cause energy shortages this winter.
    But is anyone in government listening? Do they ever?

Today’s comment

Not much hope of gangs being busted following Labour’s change of leadership given that J.B’s record for ignoring the activities of grooming gangs.

East, for a change

The Calgary Stampeders visited the Alouettes in Montreal on a beautiful summer evening. A FG for the Als to start. Sack then Adams lost the ball when tackled, Als’ ball! On to a TD, 0-10.  Adams fired a pass to the end zone, TD, 7-10. The Als lost a long TD dash to a penalty. In Q2, the Als went to a diving TD. A forced fumble gave the ball to the Stamps, nowt from it. The Als reached the red zone as the half ran out, into the end zone. A 47-yard FG got the Stamps to 13-24.
    Add a point for the Stamps from a rouge in Q3. A FG for the Als. The Stamps came back with a TD, 20-27. To the CS 1 by the Als, TD, 20-34. Bunch sack on Adams, FG. Another sack on Adams in Q4.
    Red zone for the Stamps, TD with 2 minutes to go, 30-37. Close again for the Stamps as time ran out, out on downs with 20 seconds to go. The End.

A staggering challenge

Access to A.I is on the road to making school homework a thing of the past. Homework is already being dismissed by experts as useless for improving the skills of children, and things can only get worser.

Beach excitement

Emergency services went into full flap/panic mode when half a dozen 10-foot metal spheres turned up on a beach in Queensland. The Australian Space Agency concluded that they were rocket-fuel tanks, which had survived the re-entry of a foreign spacecraft.
    Made of titanium alloys, these space balls are among the most common bitz of space junk encountered, the experts reckon.

Grave security flaws

Drone deliveries are supplying everything to convicts in gaol now. Fat-jabs and hair-restoring drugs are freely available in addition to smack, pot and similar offerings.

Just not ready

Bier Smarmer’s failure as a P.M is being blamed on Labour’s failure to prepare for government when in Opposition. J.B is headed down the same road with a bid to set world records for being unprepared when he takes over the job.
● Mr. Bandwagon is also about to stick the wealth generating sector with a bill for £800 million in extra business rates.