Streeting deadline

Our Defence Sec., Wee Streeting, has given the government an ultimatum. We have until July 2029 to prepare for the coming war with Put’nstan.
    No wonder the present Chancellor ducked out of Wee’s job, knowing there was no way he could deliver anything useful.
    No doubt he wants us to think it was a rather clever tactical retreat which will keep his career plodding along; and his nose in the trough.

Back at yer

Britain’s largest Jewish group has taken a reciprocal swipe at the green grotters. The Board of Deputies has had a vote and declared the grotters responsible for giving prejudice against Jews a political licence.
[Wait till the Sheriffs get stuck into the grotters! Ed.]

The delusions spread

Jonah Burnbum thinks he can get away with Binning Brexit and sliding Britain back into the EFU’s single market via what amounts to an Executive Order rather than holding a referendum to legitimize the betrayal.

Ears of cloth

The Man From UNCLE subtitles provided their usual amusement. Illya crayon – the other Man from UNCLE. Then “No 1st May leave” for “No one may leave”. Sheesh! Later, Illya became area.

Talking tripe

The Brag: The Chancellor claimed he was going to help entrepreneurs build their business and grow the economy.
The Reality: His department’s Entrepreneurship Tsar found she was being sidelined and treated as a side-show, and quit.

Everyone on it soon?

The Metropolitan Police have been forced to drawn up an ‘ignore list’ for breaches of tagging conditions for criminals in the London area in response to Labour’s early release scam.

Nothing useful to say

Q: What do you get when the prime mayor calls for a ‘national resilience conversation’?
A: He thinks that’s job done and slopes off to do more cute internet stuff and there’s no actual chat.