Diagnosis 2

The surge in large scale fly-tipping is due to massive rises in landfill taxes. “Didn’t see that one coming,” observed a government spokes.

Diagnosis

It is clear that our Prime Mayor is experiencing Second Childhood Syndrome if he wants to go back to the 1970s when he was just a little kid.

Hoaxer’s panic

A bloke was busted in Singapore for using A.I to fool a water company into thinking there was a crocodile loose in a reservoir, sparking a hunt for it. Sending a false message is worth a fine of £6,000 in Singapore, and obstructing justice by deleting the crocodile picture and the crApp used to create it can be worth 7 years in gaol.

Weird, or what

An A.I company is using its prospectus for a stock market launch to tell investors at great length that they could be helping to wipe out humanity.
    Those who are worried will be relieved to know that the Director General of the BBC doesn’t think it will happen.

Eastern Saturday 2

To finish, the Bombers @ the Alouettes. Bomb pass to Philpot in the red zone, on to a TD. Bomb pass by the Blue Bombers, straight to the end zone! 7-all. To the BB 5, TD for the Als. FG in reply. In Q2, the Als kicked a FG, 10-17.
    A fumble gave the ball to the Als. More Philpot, but the Als were stopped on a 3rd and 1. A bomb pass from Alexander to Philpot, to the BB 1, TD and 10-24.
    Back to the BB 1 in Q3, TD for the Als. Lots of defence. Alexander sacked to close Q3, but the Als advanced to a TD in Q4. No, incomplete pass. Alexander lost a trip to the end zone on a holding penalty. Just a FG and 10-34. Sack by the Als. Another FG and that was the final score, 10-37. The Als were the only home team to win this weekend.

More fantasists

The Republic of Ireland is getting a good booting for climbing a ladder of hippocrisy to an imaginary moral high ground and living in a state of perpetual victimhood.
    That’s a country that has never been persecuted by the Jews, according to its acclaimed author J. Joyce.

Very peculiar script

How do you have a major incident terrorist attack on an RAF base used by the Americans if the 3 large vans at the scene contained Nett Zero explosives?
    Why would one of the bailed suspects make a 999 call to get armed police to the scene? How weird is it that the local farmer who called the police later actually saw armed coppers swanning about, not terrorists?
    Was it all just a stunt to wind up the local cops as verified by an Iranian denial?