The Not Pleased prize

The Nobel Peace Prize has gone to a judge who made a living in the UN ’uman rights industry. Giving her the prize was a grotesque weaponization of the award, which legitimizes anti-Israel hatred and prejudice by endorsing the judge’s view that writing off 74,000 Gazans constitutes genocide.
    That’s what the Israeli regime thinks, anyway.

Today’s Question

Q: What happens when President $thump declares a cease-fire between Ukraine and Put’nstan?
A: Put’nstan continues to attack Ukraine’s energy network and kill civilians.

Today’s Explanation

Digital was supposed to make life so much easier – what went wrong? We got the middle digit.
OR We got the first 2 digits waved vigorously.

More schmustice

The boss of the Met is not at all thrilled by Labour’s rush for criminal votes via early release from gaol. His officers are having to deal with over 100 breaches of tag conditions per day by bad guys who know they face no penalty.

Separation factor

Lotteries are in trouble with the equalities mob. A really big win makes married women want to shed their husband. Men, on the other hand, want to stay married or get married.
    A big win has no effect on the relationships of single women.

White man’s fault, of course

Wild fires in Australia are all the fault of Captain Cook, who found the place in 1770. Colonists from England created forests and their descendants are too dim to manage them and prevent accululation of combustible debris.

Premature definition

The autism racket operated by schools and the welfare system is steering kids to the Benefits Bucket and unemployment, a major assessment has found. The review found no real increase in the number of autistic children but the private sector taking cash from the NHS is hoovering it up and advertising for customers.
    A focus on the actual needs of kids is required rather than slapping a one-size-fits-all label on them.
    There is no biological test for autism – it’s just an opinion.