Shudda bin done

Is it true that King Chuck and Queen Camilla were issued with the new light-weight, ‘invisible’ bullet-proof vests for their ordeal in Thumpland?
    There are still plenty of twats with gats in circulation in the Untied States.

Bound to happen

How much intimidation, fraud and coercion will be ignored on polling day next month? Place your bets now!

Oooops!

The Home Office is getting another booting for parking illegals in houses of multiple occupation near schools in remote areas and trying to keep this quiet.
    Shame that gangs of illegals hanging around at schools and molesting the kids is giving the game away.

Another deal disaster

What’s the Labour take on payment by results, such as shoving cash at the French for stopping small boats?
    If the number of arrivals of illegals here goes UP, the Frogs STILL get paid the dosh is the Labour way.

Mandarin solidarity

The heads of the snivel service are lining up to boot Serbia Smarmer for his sacking of Oily Roberts over the Mandelsleaze embarrassment. If there was ever a way to blunder, our Prime Fantasist managed to find it, is their story.
● Much of the above is fuelled by the mandarins’ distress over people probing into the shenannygoats they get up to and try to keep hidden.

Not a chance

Will Bier Smarmer sack Lord Squirmer for his assaults on British troops who served in Iraq on the basis of lies told by the clients who helped him to stuff his pockets? The world awaits in a state of resignation for nothing to happen.

Silly buggers on steroids

Smarmer orders his MPs to vote against investigating the latest Mandelsleaze scandal. They hold a prize draw with the winners pretending to rebel and vote against the investigation?
    The message? We know this stinks, everyone knows this stinks but we’re too cowardly to do anything other than go along with it to avoid putting our cushy jobs at risk.
    Bier’s Day of Reckoning? Ha!