Another no surprise

Anti-social meeja are designed to be addictive to maximize use and profits, a court in the US has ruled.
    Well, of course they are. And kids who aren’t monitored are going to get stuck on them for most of their day. As are adults with nothing useful to do.

Painful actuality

Has Bier Smarmer been ‘in power’ for nearly 2 years? Or is he sitting at the steering wheel not knowing how to switch the engine on whilst his left wingers are busy syphoning petrol out of the tank?

Wrong label

We might be in Summer Time but it doesn’t feel like summer. Especially in the Highlands of Scotland, where snow ploughs are still in use.

Nobody’s mate

The Israeli government has a real talent for making itself very unpopular. Their latest trick is upsetting the Christians in Jerusalem by preventing them from celebrating Palm Sunday with their usual parade and church mass.

Special exemption

The Fantasist of the Exchequer is giving the Competition and Markets Authority powers to detect and crack down on price-gouging during this latest financial crisis.
    The new powers will exclude Fantasists who are collecting billions from VAT and windfall taxes on energy companies.

No bam, no boozle

Can Bier Smarmer find a lawyer to get him off the hook for lying to the nation?
    He claimed that vetting Lord Petey for the job of US ambassodor was done according to full due process.
    Which means ‘on the record’ for everything, not just on the phone which his minion conveniently managed to lose.

And up

Petrol now 155.9p/litre, diesel now 186p/litre. Even more VAT for Thievin to pass on to Labour’s benefits clients.