South Koreans have so little to do with themselves that they are having to go to fake websites to waste time. The sites let them pretend to buy stuff, such as clothing and takeaway grub, but when they eventually go to the checkout, that’s it. No payment. No delivery. Just some time wasted.
Tuesday, 7 July 2026
Educated Africans
Apparently, one of England’s World Cup matches was against a beam from a highly qualified African country – Dr. Congo. Which leaves me wondering if a country celebrating a doctorate in something is out of the same box as Malta having a George Cross.
A hole in the scam
An expert is warning that Jonah Bandwagon’s devolution plan just shifts power from London to other cities. Rural areas appear to be invisible to him.
In fact, he’s rurally illiterate, which comes as no surprise if he’s never done anything much outside polyticks.
The perils of woke
Vets are issuing warnings about woke owners putting meat-eating pets on a vegan diet. All sorts of things can go wrong if the animal’s nutrient balance isn’t right, and achieving this is well beyond the average wokist.
● Cats are carnivores and should NOT be on a vegan diet.
Wrong message
President $trump is reported to be considering 250 presidential pardons for criminals, including evil, nasty and treacherous ones to mark the 250th anniversary of the first civil war in the Untied States. Worra daft idea!
Self-protection
One of the Daily Disaster’s correspondents seeking an Answer asked if there’s a 10 Downing Street in the North where Jonah Burnbum could make his base.
If there is, the residents will be working at pace to get the street name changed to avoid being lumbered with a deadleg!
Serious money
The 93,525 asylum claims lodged in the year to March 2026 will cost the taxpayer £1.7 BILLION. Legal trade, snivel service, accommodation, etc.; it all added up.
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