Wrecking the joint

The head of the London Stock Exchange reckons that the take-overs of British companies by foreigners poses a threat to national security. Labour’s constant tax and waste agenda prevents companies from growing here and exposed them to being snapped up by foreigners enjoying a more business-friendly regime.
    This is typical of Jonah, who brings disaster to everything he touches and, devoid of ideas himself, is shameless about misappropriating those of others.

Same scam, same flop?

Oh, dear. Someone has recalled that our prime mayor’s Big Idea of spot fines for noisy buggers on buses and trains was stolen from tony b. liar. No one believes he will make it work either.

Not a smart buy

Vitamin gummies are a racket, we have been told. Mugs are paying well over the odds for attractively packaged stuff when conventional tablets deliver higher doses of essential vitamins and minerals at a fraction of the gummy cost.

Back to Square 1

Drinking 6-8 cups of tea per day will help you live forever, is almost the message from one gang of experts.
    No it won’t, say other experts. The conclusion is based on dodgy data.

A cause of it

The lawyers making a mint out of the migration racket are hoping to take the UK to the Euro court of ’uman bluddy rights. Wot for this time? To get compenbluddysation for our part in causing the gorbal warmage which creates the storms that stop their customers from crossing the Channel to the Benefits Wonderland.

That’ll larn ’em!

Killers who refused to be in the dock to listen to a judge ranting at them and delivering a gaol sentence will be dealt with severely. Three whole weeks in solitary!!! Gosh! The ’uman bluddy rights mob will be up in arms over that!

The voice of vested interest?

Trichologists in Italy have decided that Lisa Gherardini, a.k.a. Mona Lisa, had alopecia and she was going bald. This conflicts with other experts who reckon that her lack of eyebrows and eyelashes was just the fashion of the age.