Iran is claiming the credit for a deal to end its explosive spat with the Untied States. A key part of getting things sorted was making President Thump jump up and down on PM Ne10yahoo and make him stop blasting the FK out of Lebanon.
Wednesday, 17 June 2026
Today’s definition
Burnbumism: an imaginary concept as Jonah has no political ideology, and just blows with the prevailing wind of the moment, a trait which contributes heavily to his title of Deadleg in the North.
Healthier or not?
The health gurus of the 1970s are getting a poke in the eye from the current gurus and influenzers. Going from beet tallow to cooking oils was a mistake, they are saying.
Seed oils are industrial products whereas tallow is natural and has been used safely for thousands of years. To complicate things, dieticians are saying that neither of the above is a healthy product and they need to be used sparingly.
Right out of touch
Bier Smarmer got a loud raspberry for saying football fans can sit in sunshine on a pavement with a pint to watch England’s opening World Cup matches. When the kick-off is at 10 p.m. and sunset is at 9:20 p.m.?
File under ‘C’ for Cute
Recycled comment: The reason why P. Murrell didn’t drive the camper van blagged from the SNP’s funds anywhere is that he just needed somewhere to stash the 108 toilet rolls he blagged using SNP cash.
Gesture made
Uncle Bier is getting a booting for doing a pirate act and snaffling one of Put’n’s shadow tanker fleet only because it was politically good for him. Posturing for the G7 in the week of the Makerfield bye-election was irresistible.
● It has taken him since March to come up with an excuse for the grab, having ignored around 200 shadows swanning through The Channel.
● Will there be more grabs? Don’t count on it.
Smart Justice?
Scotland’s government has decided that the prison system isn’t working. The Justice Sec. is working on a plan to chop the current number of prisoners in half by finding community alternatives for non-violent criminals and reducing re-offending by putting them to work.
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