Call this progress?

Oh, dear. We are being threatened with chatbots which have subroutines demanding politeness.
    Be narky with the bot and the next thing you know, it will be conspiring with other bots and creating all sorts of ways to ruin your life.
    p.s. If your taps run dry, it might be due to the chatbots using all available supplies of water to keep their host computer cool. Or if the lights go out, it will be the chatbots drinking all the electricity. So fill the kettle and have lots of candles standing by.
    p.p.s. A.I. = appalling intrusion?