Beyond question

We keep being told that Prince Hairy’s interview with his dad lasted precisely 54 minutes. But after deducting the travelling time from the front door to the meeting room and back again, we’re down to about half an hour.
    But hey, we must never let inconvenient facts get in the way of the legend once it has been crafted.
    Similarly, how is a picture of the Mandelsleaze, enveloped in a white bathrobe whilst talking to his pal Epstein ‘shameful’?
    And what a fantastic job the police in London did last weekend when just 1,600 coppers were able to cope with the 3 million supporters that Tom E. Robinson claimed for his ‘stand up to the anti-British Left’ rally in the capital.