Gone Gimmick

No surprise that Labour’s flagship one-in, one-out miracle stop the boats scam foundered on the rock of ’uman bluddy rights lawyers and the courts right before the first export attempt.
    Current score, 32,000 in, 2 out.
    Worse, not exporting ‘outs’ in worthwhile numbers amounts to depriving ‘in’ candidates of their ’uman bluddy right to scrounge off the UK taxpayer. Consequently, will all the lawyers and judges end up in gaol for their misdeeds? Along with Smarmer for cooking the books with lies?