Striking back

The scroungers from Jamaica have inspired the exploited people of Britain to come up with their own reparations list. Starting with £50 trillion from the Romans, £30 trillion from the Frogs for 1066 and all that, and at least £100 trillion from the Vikings.
    Add on the Benefits of our Civilization trillions owed to us by various bits of the rest of the world and we can all afford to retire to a life of luxury.
    Until the A.I bots write us off, of course.
    Alternatively, £30 trillion more from the Vikings as that was what the invaders from Normandy were, not yer actual Frogs, no way, they will tell you.