Crime tidal wave

Jonah Burnbum’s early release for criminals scam will inflict 90,000 additional crimes on the nation, the bean-counters have worked out. But given his reputation for causing some sort of disaster wherever he goes, no one surprised.
    An attempt is being made to shift the blame onto S. Mahmood, the current Home Sec., now that Jonah’s endorsement of the scam has gone south.