Two of a kind

Labour is the party of continuity. First, we had Never Here Bier. Now, we’re stuck with Bunk-off Burnbum, who thinks 2 weeks in the job of Pretender Fantasist entitles him to a fortnight’s holiday abroad.
● The Tory leader, Mrs. Badenuff, has been kind enough not to criticize Jonah’s lack of stamina in front of the meeja.