Extinction ahead?

Could the United States survive replacing creaking Joe Biden with ancient Hillary Clinton or giving Donald Trump another go?
    You’d think the world’s allegedly leading democracy would want someone a lot younger and more thrusting as its leader. But then again, he could do something as daft as starting another equivalent of the Vietnam war.

Par for the course

A bloke who made a bog of being in charge of Police Scotland is being put in charge of the Metropolitan Police until they can find someone to replace Dame Dick.
    How the crims in London must be larfing.

Journodaftness

Is there any relationship between the Chancellor paying over 300 quid for his sneakers and what he does in his office in the way of Stealth Taxing the nation, as the papers would have us believe?
    It’s unlikely that wearing ten-bob trainers would improve anything that goes on @ the Treasury.

No problem

It’s okay for the Russians to claim everything is going to plan in their attack on Ukraine if they’re rewriting the plan on a minute by minute basis.
    Not a contradiction but totally dishonest. But what else do you expect from the Russian propaganda machine?

Mindless Moaning

Consternation as Prince Andrew led his mother to her seat at the memorial service for his dad? Who was consterned? Apart from a bunch of scribblers in need of something to put between the adverts. No real people.
    It’s just the same sort of knocking job as the Royal visit to Jamaica got. Welcome to the new normal.

Flake News

Global backlash @ President Biden saying Putin must go?
    What total tripe.
    Has America been boycotted in protest? Sure, it has.

Grrr!

I see the mattress industry is outraged by they way we British hang on to them for 20 years or more instead of buying a new one every other year. Of course, some of us can afford to do just that but do we need the hassle of getting rid of lots of old mattresses?