Cornered rat failure

An attempted drone attack on a train carrying President Boris and other dignitaries from Ukraine to Poland has flopped. The train was allowed to cross the border an hour earlier than planned and Put’nstan’s missle gave another train a scare. No one hurt.

Safety neglected

Failing to cut back overgrown foliage has left drivers with serious problems, a survey by the RAC has found. Not only speed limit and give way signs are obscured. Overgrowth also creates big problems for those trying to pull out safely into traffic at junctions and roundabouts.
    Local councils are much more interested on wasting money on taking down Union and St. George’s Cross flags than in road safety.

Symptom of the times

Is it odd if scammers try to persuade unqualified members of Reform UK to take illegal foreign donations on behalf of the party, then the police go after Reform and ignore the scammers completely? Or is it just routine political bias under a Labour government?

Striking back

The scroungers from Jamaica have inspired the exploited people of Britain to come up with their own reparations list. Starting with £50 trillion from the Romans, £30 trillion from the Frogs for 1066 and all that, and at least £100 trillion from the Vikings.
    Add on the Benefits of our Civilization trillions owed to us by various bits of the rest of the world and we can all afford to retire to a life of luxury.
    Until the A.I bots write us off, of course.
    Alternatively, £30 trillion more from the Vikings as that was what the invaders from Normandy were, not yer actual Frogs, no way, they will tell you.

Cod philosophy

Take a dope and insert some amin, and what do you get? Some idiot with a brain gassed up on dopamine thinking he/she has more knees than all the bees on the planet.

The real world intrudes

President $thump is totally unbothered about the Burnbum and Milipede sanctions on Israeli thugs and killers in the West Bank occupation zone. Could this be because he knows the gesture will turn out to be meaningless in practice?
    And it’s just an attempt to stop Labour voters defecting to the grotters when the bye-election replaces Bier Smarmer next month?

Turf invasion

A trade union boss is accusing the boss of the Bank of England of rank hippocrisy because he demanded wage restraint whilst hurling huge pay rises and bonuses to BoE staff.
    Lest we forget, rank hippocrisy is traditionally the exclusive domain of trade union bosses and they do not appreciate infiltrators.